Stupid stuff

[Blackjack87]

Ever wanted to say something totally stupid and off topic? Ever had a movie line you can't get out of your head? Here ya go.

The IT. Ya'll seen it?
"They all float. And when you're down here you'll float too."
I've been dying to get that damn line out of my head since a friend of mine kept saying lines from the stupid movie that I don't like. I think she did it just to annoy me. Her and her twin both. :guns3: :guns2: :guns:
Man I HATE that movie now. At first I didn't mind it, now I hate it.
Anything happen to you guys like that yet. you like something once, but then it popped up so many thime you just got tired of the thing?

[aragon1000000]

Ever wanted to say something totally stupid and off topic? Ever had a movie line you can't get out of your head? Here ya go.

The IT. Ya'll seen it?
"They all float. And when you're down here you'll float too."
I've been dying to get that damn line out of my head since a friend of mine kept saying lines from the stupid movie that I don't like. I think she did it just to annoy me. Her and her twin both. :guns3: :guns2: :guns:
Man I HATE that movie now. At first I didn't mind it, now I hate it.
Anything happen to you guys like that yet. you like something once, but then it popped up so many thime you just got tired of the thing?

:happybday :happybday

[Shockshell]

I will be the richest man on earth in the future! Muhahahahaha... O)o

[Jester]

Look at the Mexican!

[Akira Raine]

OMG it's you............

O btw
I love my underwear! It's got pink fuzzies on it!

*eats a cookie*

[Blackjack87]

:dball: hehe. I always wanted to post that but I could never find the occasion.

[CK]

damn british they can keep there f$%^&*& rock music im so sick of this new crap they call rock there accents are so fake hahahahah ill think of the band im talking about later i lost my train of thought


any ways back to writing content


and shock shell will problay rule the world one day

[Akira Raine]

I"LL rule the world someday XD. :nuked: :guns2: :starwars: :poke: :china:
Those are smileys i've never had a chance to do.

:locked2: That reminds of someone trying to send antrax. :D

[Blackjack87]

Worship the smilies people, they rule you.

[CK]

ill take over napster ill own u all one day
but shock shell will problay rule us all i can see it or hellspire
i dont know wich one will rule us

[.GalerianRion.]

I"LL rule the world someday XD. :nuked: :guns2: :starwars: :poke: :china:
Those are smileys i've never had a chance to do.

:locked2: That reminds of someone trying to send antrax. :D


Oh dear...Lord....that thought scared the *beep* out of me....YOU, Akira? RULING THE WORLD!? We'd die the instant your announced. You'd kill us all just with your rays of shinning stupidity :D (Joking...to an extent *insert insane laugh here*)

Smile for the Camera, Bitch :D! (..I've been thinking that phrase all day...ever since some kids tried to cut my internet last night *sharpens weaponry*)

[Akira Raine]

*sniff* well maybe i WANT to kill you all!! Bwahahaha... maybe not but i don't know. I'm bored, tired and I just want to :nuked: everyone. :D

[.GalerianRion.]

*sniff* well maybe i WANT to kill you all!! Bwahahaha... maybe not but i don't know. I'm bored, tired and I just want to :nuked: everyone. :D

Nuke me and I come back from hell to destroy you :P

[Akira Raine]

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet..........I mean Oh no! Damnit why are you going to kill me? I haven't done anything wrong i swear it!

[Blackjack87]

mama had a baby and it's head popped off: pops the head off a barbie doll: :D

Okay people, what can you do do a barbie doll besides make her look stupid in her boyfriends clothing?

[Akira Raine]

You can, uhhhhh brush it's hair? You can explode it. Ooooh that sounds like fun!! :D *get's explosive devices* :D

[Blackjack87]

I like your thinkin' Akria.
Anybody ready for a barbeque? Barbie on the barbie. That's how it's said down under.

[Akira Raine]

Ooo That's clever! Then we can barbeque it, then stick it in lemonade, and then sell it to all those little kids. :sly: :D Dude we should SO do that.

[Blackjack87]

Sweet. Do you realize that it's only us two girls left. Where'd the others go?

[Akira Raine]

*sniff* I know.... They all left, but DMG has come back!! <3333333 So there's only three girls that actually post here, a little crazy but hey, what can we do? (Oh well more action for us :D)

[DarkMagicianGrl]

oh yea!!!!!!!!! less "competition"

[Blackjack87]

Hell, why don't we form our own all girls club right here?

[Akira Raine]

YAY!! That sounds like fun! And yes there is less competition. :D this sounds like fun girls! I say we have a girls club. NO GUYS ALLOWED! (except for the hott ones which is basically like everyone on this forum) Damnit I'm a hypocrit! :crybaby: Ok fine no guys :( :lol:

[Blackjack87]

No guys allowed. Any Exceptions?

[Akira Raine]

Your asking me? I would list off every single guy lol.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

hahha yea she would!! oha nd btw with a barbie you can..... you can brush hur hair taker hetr everywhere its fantastic shes made of plastiC!! !hhahaha oh wow im sorry for that

[CK]

this is retarded

[DarkMagicianGrl]

ah yes but it does amuse us..well the girls anywho

[Swift]

sigh. do you ever get this really irrestible itch in your crotch but you have to hold that itch for a whole fucking hour cause ur in class and you dont want people to see you scratch?

[Akira Raine]

this is retarded

I say YOUR retarded. Because your not a girl. Ok the exceptions are every guy except Ck. Just because he said taht.


And Vegarz, WTF!!???? *is scared*

[DarkMagicianGrl]

yes....thats kinda random..and creepy vegraz...

and akira just cuz he doenst appreciate our ahh...shall we say "specialness" dont mean you gotta be mean to him....its his own opinion

[Blackjack87]

Just because I wanted to make this an all-girls club, it doesn't mean you guys can crash it. :glares at the two intruders:
Got anything smart/stupid to say about it boys?

[Akira Raine]

DARN YOU DMG!!!! Your too nice! He desereves it *glares at ck* And i'm with BlackJack all the way! Hey Black, do you mind if i call you Bj? :D Sorry it sounds cool (and sexual :D) but yea blackjack is too long to type. So if not bj what should i call you?

[DarkMagicianGrl]

me? nice? ha! thats odd...people usually think im a b*tch

[Blackjack87]

DARN YOU DMG!!!! Your too nice! He desereves it *glares at ck* And i'm with BlackJack all the way! Hey Black, do you mind if i call you Bj? :D Sorry it sounds cool (and sexual :D) but yea blackjack is too long to type. So if not bj what should i call you?

Fine by me. Makes me sound like a boy though. But that alright.

[Akira Raine]

Ok bj cool! Yea it kinda does now that i think about it... But i don't know what else to call you :sweat: Unless you want me to call you by your real name.

[Blackjack87]

Ok bj cool! Yea it kinda does now that i think about it... But i don't know what else to call you :sweat: Unless you want me to call you by your real name.

I'm not sure about the real name thing. How about you guys call me by the name of one of my made-up characters, Amy Hunter. :rockdover

[Akira Raine]

lol I like Bj better :D And it's alright, i didn't expect you to give out your real name anyway. There's just some crazy people that do it lol.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

i make up names..its fun!

[Akira Raine]

Oh I make up names all the time, I made up Renshi! I love taht name and i made up, Bansrot, Bonwin, Renmor, and a whole bunch of others taht I can't think of right now. It is really fun!

[Blackjack87]

My made up character, Amy Hunter, I've practically got her and her younger sister, Diana, in all of my fanfic stories. There are one or two that she goes by another name and a slightly different character setting (something about her and her powers is either added, deleted, or changed slightly.)

[Akira Raine]

Is Amy like the girl that's your avatar?

[CK]

I say YOUR retarded. Because your not a girl. Ok the exceptions are every guy except Ck. Just because he said taht.


And Vegarz, WTF!!???? *is scared*
wtf i am a girl
carmen knapp

im j/k

and vegarz the fat kid that sits next to me dose it alot

[Blackjack87]

Is Amy like the girl that's your avatar?

nope. not in the slightest. she can kick ass like her, but she doesn't look like her.

ck, I apologize for akira, your avitar made us think you were a guy. I'm a big fan of The Nightmare Before Christmas too, but I could never find the images to download. Where did you find the Pumpkin King?
btw, you're welcome to join our little group if you wish.

[Blackjack87]

Besides stupid shit, I'm gonna post some jokes from http://www.batkhela.com/jokes.
Anybody a blond here? Your gonna love this one.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. "While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

[CK]

no i am a guy
i was kidding

[Blackjack87]

:laughs: oh,you.

[CK]

go to page 37 on show your self for proof

[Jester]

sigh. do you ever get this really irrestible itch in your crotch but you have to hold that itch for a whole fucking hour cause ur in class and you dont want people to see you scratch?

all the damn time...

[Akira Raine]

Hello didn't i mention this before I DON"T WANT TO KNOW!! *is grossed out*

They're all ruining our girls club *cries*

And I am a blonde, Nice joke bj!

[Blackjack87]

I thought you'd like it. I'll see if I can find one for the guys. Nope, but here's one for the Good ole U.S of A.

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...

Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

Funny, no?
If any of you are Southern, don't shoot me for this one.

How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson

Aig - What a hen lays

Aints - He's got aints in his paints

Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin

Arn - Ma's tard of arnin

Bag - He bagged her to marry him

Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence

Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.

Bub - the light bub burned out

Cheer - What you set in

Crick - A small stream

Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon

Chiny - country over in Asia

Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes

Core - He got hisself a new Ford core

Cyow - Animal on Farm

Deppity - He helps out the shurf

Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt

Dainz - Satidy night social

Ellum - A graceful tree

Fanger - What you put your rang on

Faince - Whats round the hawg lot

Far - What get the brandin arn hot

Furred - He got furred from his job

Flar - A rose is a purdy flar

Frash - Them aigs ain't frash

Furiners - All non-'bamans

Further - Hits ten miles further to town

Grain - She was grain with envy

Hail - Where bad folks go

Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n

Hilbilly - People in the next county

Hollar - Whats between the hills

Hard - Got a brend new hard

hand Tar - His core blew a tar

Laymun - A sour fruit

Laig - Most folks have two of them

Lather - What you climb up

Liberry - Where you go to check out books for larnin

Mailk - what you get from cyows

Mere - What you see your self in

Minners - Live bait

Misrus - Married Woman

Nar - Opposite of wide

Nayk - Your head sets on it

Nup - No

Orrel - Them hinges need orrel

Ormy - What the sojers go in

Pank - A light red color

Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow

Petition - What separate the rooms

Poke - A paper bag or sack

Pokey - What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in Poke

Salit - A green vegetable

Puppet - What the preacher is in

Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher

Purt near - Almost; he purt near caught that greased pig

Rang - You wear it on your fanger

Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts

Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town

Rainch - A big cow farm

Rat - Do it rat now!

Rench - Rench the soap yourself

Roont - She plum roont her shoes

Salary - A stringy vegetable

Soardeens - Small canned fish

Shar - A light rain

Gully Worsher - A medium heavy rain

Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody

Pop - A soft drink

Sprang - Water out'n the ground

Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail

Storch - This here aprn has to much storch in it

Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death

Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart

Tho - Tho me the ball

Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat

War - A bobbed war fance

Worsh - Go worsh your face

Warter - What you worsh your face in

Yurp - A continent overseas

Since I was currently living in North Carolina, I thought I'd tease the southern states a bit.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

hahaha the "only in america" ones are great

[Akira Raine]

What was the point of the Southern ones? And the american ones are true. America people can be so stupid..... What has our country come to?

[Blackjack87]

The point of the Southern ones?
I live in North Carolina. I find humor in the way southern people speak. I hope to move back to my home state, Connecticut, soon.

[Akira Raine]

Yea it is pretty funny. I just talked to this one girl named Melissa and it's funny to hear their accents and plus the people from Southern Illinois have a southern accent too it's funny!

[Blackjack87]

This is one of my favorites. I've heard it before, but i don't think you guys have.

A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye." The bartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it.

He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have two glass eyes. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye.

I forgot who it was that told me that joke. Here's another bar joke.

The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

Start laughing people.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

hahaha nice

[Akira Raine]

Ah-ha-ha! I'm going to start a joke thread. Cuz i got some and only us girls read this thread so yea, thought I should tell you! Anyways i'm bored as hell and i don't know what to say. Good bar jokes BJ. Oh i have a good one! Look under the jokes thread though.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

akira your randomness is the best

[Blackjack87]

Kool, I was waiting for somebody to post a jokes thread.

[Akira Raine]

akira your randomness is the best

Awwwwwwww *is touched* Thanks DMG :inlove: <3 ya!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

haha your welcome! <3 ya too

[Blackjack87]

:looks hurt: Hey, what about me?

[DarkMagicianGrl]

<3 ya BJ!!!! lol sorry my bad x_x

[Akira Raine]

I <3 ya too BJ!! I always have and I always will :D and same thing with you DMG! Ya know what? I'm adding you two to my siggy. As my girlfriends! :D :D :D

[Blackjack87]

I added you guys as my best pals my my sig, Take a look.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

ill do it too! <3

[Akira Raine]

Now everyone knows of our friendship! YAY!! Hey do you guys have aim? Cuz then we could talk more

[Blackjack87]

We can't have aim in school.

[Akira Raine]

What about at home? Don't you go online when you get home??

[CK]

wow isnt that special

[DarkMagicianGrl]

hmm...if i do say so it seems as thought your mockign us CK. bu ti have aim akira!

[Blackjack87]

wow isnt that special

go 'way ck. It's just us gal pals chatting. No mean ol' boys allowed.
I don't have a computer at home. The school library is my only access to a computer. During the summer I MAY be able to contact you guys through riftwarp through the town library. Keyword -may-. I might or I might not be able to. I'll have to find out when summer vaca gets here.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

aww man that ssucks!

[Akira Raine]

Yea it does. That really REALLY SUCKS!! DAMN how do you get by without a puter?? Whoa that's freaky. Well DMG what's your sn?

Mine's Wolflover4420

And CK, Go away! It's just us girls!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

mines Magicdancer333

[Akira Raine]

YAY i'm talking to you RIGHT now! =O

:D

[DarkMagicianGrl]

i know! its amazing!

[Akira Raine]

LOL! Yep yep, anyways what were we talking about again??

[DarkMagicianGrl]

uh...good question

[Akira Raine]

Our girls club! That's it! We have a new member! SuKa. Well i think, if she posts here and becomes a member we'll have 4 MEMBERS!!! :cheers: isn't that so great? It's better then three!

[SuKa]

^___^ I bought two boxen of doughnuts.

<3 SuKa.

~Is now a member...?~

[Akira Raine]

YAY!! *is happy* *grabs a doughnut and eats it* yummmmmmmmie! Oh SuKa, you can call DarkMagicianGrl DMG and you can call BlackJack Bj. Yes we are all gal pals! <3

[SuKa]

YAY!! *is happy* *grabs a doughnut and eats it* yummmmmmmmie! Oh SuKa, you can call DarkMagicianGrl DMG and you can call BlackJack Bj. Yes we are all gal pals! <3

OKIE. Omg. This ice cream won't wear off.

[Blackjack87]

Welcome, SuKa. I am Blackjack, or BJ.
I've been wanting to announce this for some time.
Now that we have more than three members to our girls club, I can announce that I have come up with a name for our little club, The Riftwarp Dragonriders. I have already chosen my dragon, she's featured in many of my fanfiction stories, my black dragon, Twilight. You can choose from a variety of colors, Gold, Silver, Green, Blue, Black, Brown, and Bronze. You decide to make your dragon a boy or a girl, and you pick what your dragon's name shall be.
Sound cool?
Once you pick your dragon and name him/her, let me know and I will start a story starring us and our dragons in our own world that we create.
I will explain the role each dragon breed/color plays when I get your response on the naming of our club.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

wicked

[Akira Raine]

OMG that is awesome BJ I Love dragons!!! I have to come up with a name though.... that might take some thinking :sweat: Well all I know is for sure i'll have like a metallic green/blue color. So it'll be like a turquoise and it'll be a girl! I'll come up with a name later though.

[Blackjack87]

:jumps around, happy: Yay! I knew you guys would agree! I came up with the Riftwarp Dragonriders 'cause I like dragons too.
For you, Akira, all other colors than the ones I have specified, can be unusual colors; white can be one, and turquoise can be another.
Here's what I have so far on the dragon stats.

If you choose Gold or Silver, they must be female. Gold and Silver are the Queens of the dragon breed, the bearer of the young. Queens are fertile and bear eggs which they oversee until they hatch. Cluth sizes range from ten to forty. Length- full adult 40-45 meters (I will change it to feet when I can so it will be more understandable. I'm not very good at math.)<they HAVE to be female to carry on the dragon species>

Bronzes are male, they mate with the Queens.
Browns, Blues, Greens, and Blacks can either be male or female.

When I came up with the other dragon stats, I will post them as I think them up. Any questions, problems? Let me know!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

does it have to be one of those colors?

[CK]

bronze is cool but do i get to choose the queen

[SilentChaos]

i would chooses green

[Akira Raine]

Ok Ck and UD you guys CAN'T be part of our club!
1. Because your both guys
2. Cuz YOU Ck called it retarded. So you can't be part of our club and that's that!

[CK]

no i called it retarded when it was in the graphic clan section

[Blackjack87]

I wouldn't mind ck being a Dragonrider, but I would mind ud being one. Ud, go away!
Your question, DMG, any other color besides the ones I've posted, are the unusual colors. As I've said before.
Akira's got a female turquiouse dragon.
Ck, you are welcome to become a Riftwarp Dragonrider. If you want a bronze dragon, pick a name for him.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

mmk then i want a dark purple female one named...uh.....something..ill get back to oyu with a name

[Akira Raine]

:eek: YOUR LETTING HIM JOIN OUR GIRLS CLUB!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :eek: B-b-bu-but he's soooooooo MEAN to me!! He doesn't like me. Uh-oh this isn't going to be a pretty sight. Ck...:sideways:

But, why he's always been mean to me! :ranting:

[FinalDragoon]

I'm sorry, but we dragoon make purple sexy. ;p

[Akira Raine]

especially me!

[Blackjack87]

Akira darlin', I've noticed that us girls have a tendicy to choose female dragons. We need some male members to link with some of the male dragons, otherwise the Riftwarp Dragonriders would fly off into oblivian. The Queens need to reproduce to sustain to dragon breed, and to keep the Riftwarp Dragonriders flying right.

Sin Harvest, explain yourself, please. I'm afraid I don't know what you mean.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

ha fair point BJ but *shrugs* oh well

[Akira Raine]

Akira darlin', I've noticed that us girls have a tendicy to choose female dragons. We need some male members to link with some of the male dragons, otherwise the Riftwarp Dragonriders would fly off into oblivian. The Queens need to reproduce to sustain to dragon breed, and to keep the Riftwarp Dragonriders flying right.

Sin Harvest, explain yourself, please. I'm afraid I don't know what you mean.

Don't worry about my Maxx, he was just kidding around. ANd fine, I guess there has to be a male in our club. But then it's not a girls club anymore. Let's have UD be in our club instead of CK :sweat: He doesn't like me very much :nono: So Ud is in! ;) And if Maxx was a regular poster here, he could be my breeding mate! :poketoung And then he'd be in

[SilentChaos]

me wat!? only if bj admits that theres no possible way that yugi gets just the right cards at the right time or she just admits that its just kinda suspiitious

[Blackjack87]

me wat!? only if bj admits that theres no possible way that yugi gets just the right cards at the right time or she just admits that its just kinda suspiitious

:pissed off: :eek: WHAT!!!!! I don't fuckin' think so! ck's already in, and there is no way in HELL that I am going to do that shit. So ud, you can just kiss my royal ass, cause that ain't gonna happen. :guns4: If you want that to happen, you're waiting' for one hell of a miracle.

:calms down: Maxx, decide on a color and a name for your dragon. I'm letting you in because Akira likes you and because we need male members to link with some of the male dragons.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

haha BJ youre very stubborn..not that i mind! ^^

[SilentChaos]

well u no wat i dont want to join ur f'n clan ill make my own u


****ing *@$*@** (<------ jk about this not that ^)

[DarkMagicianGrl]

go right ahead

[Akira Raine]

:calms down: Maxx, decide on a color and a name for your dragon. I'm letting you in because Akira likes you and because we need male members to link with some of the male dragons.

:D :D :D :D :D :D It's only cuz Maxxy is my lover! <3 don't worry he'll be a good member of our clan! But he doesn't really post a lot of times, so just warning you. Yeah, let's just say me and him have already breeded and made a whole bunch of baby dragons.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

O_o right then.....

[Akira Raine]

:D Well we ARE lovers! That's what lovers do!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

*backs away slowly*

[Akira Raine]

You'll understand when you have a boyfriend. You two will be trying to make baby dragons from the start! I just know it!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

Ahahahahaha No!

[SilentChaos]

lol didnt c that 1 comin

[DarkMagicianGrl]

why do you even bother posting here UD?

[Akira Raine]

=O :eek: OMG UD WANTS TO HAVE DRAGON BABIES WITH DMG!!!!!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

O_O what the heck are you yalking about akira?~~

[Akira Raine]

you knwo what i'm talking about!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

O_o uhh...no actually i dont...and i dont want to know either

[Akira Raine]

you DO know! You just don't want to admit it! I know your secrets!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

i have no secrets!!!!!!!!!

[Akira Raine]

suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

[DarkMagicianGrl]

exactly!

[SilentChaos]

=O :eek: OMG UD WANTS TO HAVE DRAGON BABIES WITH DMG!!!!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Blackjack87]

:busts out laughing: This is funny.
:sings: ud's got a girlfriend. lol.
:teasingly: Just because you've got one of my dragonriders for a girlfriend, that doesn't make you a dragonrider. :teasingly:

They're not baby dragons or dragon babies, they're called dragonets.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

AW HELL NOW! i despise UD!!!! the day im even NICE to him is the day pigs grow purple wings and fly

[FinalDragoon]

:calms down: Maxx, decide on a color and a name for your dragon. I'm letting you in because Akira likes you and because we need male members to link with some of the male dragons.

What I mean:

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/images/jobs/dragoon.jpeg

And by dragoon (dragon knight)

The Dragoon, or Dragon Knight, is a specialist at the art of controlling and slaying dragons. He is able to summon a pet dragon to fight with him and also has special jump attacks to inflict damage upon his enemies.



Well originally I came back into the thread to yell and insult people to finish my miserable depressing day... but nay I say. I'll play along.

My wyvern will be white, and I shall name him Hien. :D

[DarkMagicianGrl]

yay! now we have a guy member!

[Blackjack87]

AW HELL NOW! i despise UD!!!! the day im even NICE to him is the day pigs grow purple wings and fly

calm down, DMG. I was joking. But the pigs growing purple wings and flying thing is a nice idea. I'll keep that in mind. I might include them as creatures in my story about the Talmor Dragonriders.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

haha nice! i have more ideas if youd like lol

[Blackjack87]

PM me and I will sort out the ones which would do best in the dragonriders world of Talmor.
:glances at title: wtf? ::NOTE TO SELF = KILL UD = ::

[DarkMagicianGrl]

ive forgotten what this topic was about...

[Blackjack87]

It was originally about stupid shit but it kinda transformed into the Riftwarp Dragonriders Temperary HQ.

[Blackjack87]

I was thinking about that. I'll do it on Monday.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Dragonriders, This moves on Monday.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

sweet...hah now why didnt we think of that sooner?

[Blackjack87]

Have no clue.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

i guess we just never really thought of it

[Blackjack87]

This is Monday; you Riders remember what I said?
DRAGONRIDERS, YOU CAN NOW COLLECT YOURSELVES IN THE GUILD HALL. THERE IS NOW A DRAGONRIDERS HQ THERE.

So anything dealing with the Dragonriders, can now be posted at HQ.

There will continue to be posting of stupid stuff here. Or anything that stupid that I can get off of the top of my head.

[FinalDragoon]

Wait...how did I get dragged into this. o_O

[Blackjack87]

Your girlfriend, that's who.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

haha yes...you have Akira ot thank

[Akira Raine]

Yes that was me *looks innocent* Oh maxx! XD Anyways yes let's talk about stupid stuff? I still have to think of a name for my dragon. I'll think of it later. Now me and maxx can breed!! :D

[DarkMagicianGrl]

O_o yea...you do that....in your own freee time too x_x yea...i needs a name too...

[FinalDragoon]

o_________O Breed?.................


Bah, go breed with one of your other lovers. >.>;; I want to go be an asshole elsewhere.
Edit: And maybe learn how to spell....

[DarkMagicianGrl]

awww...youre not very nice to her... nah not my place to say :X

[Akira Raine]

I know he's so ABUSIVE TO ME!!! And he knows it! He's just being a meanie right now! :( I don't ahve any other lovers maxx! Come on PLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease will you breed wiht me?

[FinalDragoon]

Me? Nice? hahahahahahahahaha.

>.>;;

[FinalDragoon]

YOU'RE abusive to me Akira. ;_;

[Akira Raine]

Your nice and you know it!! Your just being a hard ass to everyone cuz you try to be 'tough' and 'cool' come on show us all your sensitive side! You don't have to be embarassed in front of my buddies :)

[FinalDragoon]

I'd have a sensitive side if you didn't abuse it out of me.

[Akira Raine]

I do NOT abuse it out of you!! you keep saying that when YOU'RE the abusive one!!! Who was the one taht forced me on top? That was You!!

[FinalDragoon]

Lies. Keep deluding yourself of that. I don't care.

[Akira Raine]

your so mean to me! Fine i'm leaving! I can't stand you anymore! :crybaby: your sooooo MEAN to me!!! *cries*

[FinalDragoon]

Dou iu tokoro desu ka?

That's fine you have others.

"Who said I didn't have multiple lovers?"

>.>;;

[Akira Raine]

Lol, oops i forgot about that, but i mean lovers in a friends way, not the way i love you. So i guess i'll just be lonely again, you don't want me anymroe :(

[Blackjack87]

Children, children, children.
I think it's time to seperate you.
Maxx, go post in the Role-play section for a bit. Go see if you can beat up Stevil in theI challenge you thread in that section.
Akira haven't you thought about naming you dragon Akira and having your Rider name be Lynn, the one from the role-play thread. I sent you a PM about it, I don't think you got it.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

hahah blackjack..trying to keep the peace?

[Akira Raine]

I think i did get it bj but i haven't read it :sweat: the people are actually posting here so i have to keep up i'll look at them today i promise! And yes, sitll gotta think of a name. AND DON'T TAKE MY MAXX AWAY FROM ME!! *latches on to him* YOU CAN'T BREAK US APART!!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

neither of us are trying

[Akira Raine]

lol j/k! :)

[DarkMagicianGrl]

ok just saying....

[Akira Raine]

ok works for me annnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyways what WERE we talking about?

[DarkMagicianGrl]

no idea!

[Blackjack87]

hahah blackjack..trying to keep the peace?

Yup. :smirks:

[FinalDragoon]

PEACE IS A LIE!

*run down the streets nude*

Fight the system!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

AHH MY EYES!! *sheilds them and throws BJ a blindfold* no offense of course...

[FinalDragoon]

*cries in a corner, his self-esteem crushed.*

[DarkMagicianGrl]

NO! dont cry! youll make me feel bad and make me cry as well!

[FinalDragoon]

Hurray for pity points!

*continues to cry uncontrollably*

[DarkMagicianGrl]

its not pity! *throws box of tissue at you* here

[Akira Raine]

I'd watch him any day ;)

Don't cry though Maxx, i wish I could raise his self esteem....

[FinalDragoon]

:-D

I like the attention... *is hit by the box of tissues*

Karma is a bitch.

[Akira Raine]

of course you do.

[FinalDragoon]

Get me a pole and a stage, with some strobelights and I can 'dance' for hours.

[Akira Raine]

Ooooh i like that!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

O_o oh my my my... *laughs* sorry..didnt mean to hit you

[Blackjack87]

Oh shit, I've created a monster. :Unfurles her wings and hides behind them:

[Akira Raine]

hehehehehehehe You've created............

A SEX MONSTER!!!

:eek:












Good girl ;) :D

[Blackjack87]

why'd you have to go and say that? the monster part was just fine by itself.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

haha...cause shes akira...and she does stuff like that

[Akira Raine]

why'd you have to go and say that? the monster part was just fine by itself.

:D :D :D :D :D :D

I'm sorry I can't hep myself :drool:

MAXX IS THE HOTTEST!!!

What can I say I love big letters!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

thank for sharing it with us akira

[Akira Raine]

NO PROBLEM!!!!!

[DarkMagicianGrl]

hahaha wow just wow

[FinalDragoon]

Monster? More like a beast. ;)


*Keeps dancing*

[DarkMagicianGrl]

*hides behind BJ*

[Akira Raine]

YUMMI!!!

;]

;-*

*strips for Maxx*

:eek:

[FinalDragoon]

*stops and starts drooling.*

[DarkMagicianGrl]

*places cup under his mouth then runs and hides*

[FinalDragoon]

*keeps drooling*


...And thus, the river that cut America in two was born.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

lmao right then..... *hans you bib* here ya go.... *runs away*

[James]

Hi, would you like a cookie?
*pukes*

[FinalDragoon]

I am so not cleaning that up.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

uhh... *keeps running*

[James]

*pukes everywhere*

[FinalDragoon]

I think theres going to be another river...just of something a little less pleasent.

[Akira Raine]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *puts clothes back on* Sorry maxx someone's puking now. I'd rather YOU take it off :D

*removes his shirt*

[Blackjack87]

:sweatdrops, anime style: Oh geez.
:transforms into a black dragon: Com'on DMG. Let's leave these two kids alone for a bit.

[DarkMagicianGrl]

*nods* im with ya.... eesh here *throw ssunglasses ot her* save your eyes...