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What is some of the weirdest things your parents have said when they watched you playing video games? I have a lot of them.
"You better shoot those aliens or I'll shoot you"
Loveless Slave
05/31/2004, 06:38 AM
"You better not do that in real life!"
(Running over a cop in GTA III)
"Boy... Is she hot!!! I'd like to know her more!!!!"
Shiva from FFX, my dad was drooling about her the whole game. :rolleyes:
When i was playing Halo and shooting the Marines , my dad said, "Kill those guys. They're your enemies!"
My response: "Uhhh, yeah, enemies."
ever heard of animal crossing, yeah i know its a sissy game and all but its addictive, this isnt exactly what my dad said but its what he did, i was walking around town bored to death and a saw a villager i hate, so i decided i would dig a pitfall (thing that makes you go in the ground if you step on)for them to fall in to so then they where waist deep in the ground, afthe that they were wiggling and wiggling to get out, i pulled out my trusted bug net and hit them on the head over and over with it, my dad looked freaked out and slowly walked away. also my dad said sweet when i took out my sword on ninja gaiden and choped off a guys head after stabbing him rapidly.
Dad: Boy...... I like Yunalesca more!!!!!!
This is when we see her the first time, when she's talking about the final aeon.
Dad: *after the fight with Yunalesca* I'll never look at hot woman the same again.
Anguish
06/03/2004, 08:34 PM
When i was playing Halo and shooting the Marines , my dad said, "Kill those guys. They're your enemies!"
My response: "Uhhh, yeah, enemies."
I killed a grunt and my dad said,"You killed your friend!"
I just stayed silent, not wanting to deal humiliation.
Digispirit Virus
06/13/2004, 01:08 AM
NFL Blitz 2001
MOM: Hey! u cant do that in real life
Friend:...its just a game
Everina
06/13/2004, 03:03 PM
My parents would say hope you won't do that in real life.
why is rikku wearing a thong and dad asked if she was real
Vash the Stampede
06/14/2004, 11:07 AM
"So .... that's a guy ... right?"
I was playing Jak & Daxter ...
This isn't actually playing a video game, but it happened when I was bugging my mom for a system for Christmas.
Me: Mom... Can I have a n64?
Mom: Sure!!!
~Later~
Mom: So... You want a Sony PlayStation?
Me: No... I want a Nintendo 64!!!
Mom: What's the difference?
Me: They're completely different things!!!
Mom: Like what?
Me: Different games, better graphics, stuff like that.
Mom: *blank look*
Me: *sigh* They're owned by different companies.
Mom: Oh... Why didn't you say that in the first place? So... You want a PlayStation?
I finally bought the system myself... She never fully understood the difference, and kept on asking if I wanted a Sony Playstation.
It was the same conversation every time, too. :blink: :sideways: :silence:
SeveredWind
06/16/2004, 06:08 PM
Mom: "Jump!"
Me: I can't!
Mom: "Jump!"
Me: I can't!
*dies*
Mom: "Why didn't you jump?"
Me: You can't jump in this game.
Mom: "What kind of game doesn't let you jump?"
Kakashi_Fan
06/17/2004, 07:05 PM
I was playing The Lengend of Zelda Majora's Mask when my mom walked in and said......
mom: Amy kill that thing it's gross.*pointing at link as a Zora.*
me: Mom that's the person I play.
mom: Well then don't play him.
me: Mom I have to.*trying not to get killed.*
mom: *watching.*
me: *dies.*
mom: I thought you said that was the person you were playing and you couldn't kill it?
me: *blank look.*
Another time when I was playing Jet Set Radio Future......
mom: Amy why does that girl have a spray paint can?
me: Becuz your suposed to grafitie things up.....
dad: But that's aganist the law.
me: I know......
mom: Then why do you grafitie the place up?
me: Becuz its a game....*killing cops.*
mom and dad: We hope you don't do that......
me: *sighs.* leave the room and forever hold your peace when i play vedio games.....plzzzzz?
Jester
06/17/2004, 11:25 PM
well, not exactly rents, but funny all the same...its with my cuz n friend n me
~*~playin halo at a new years party...cuzin was drunk~*~
cuz: hey, how do i reload?
me: X button
cuz: i am pushing the X button
me: hit the blue button
cuz: I AM!!
friend: thats the yellow button!
cuz: shuddap or ill kill ya!
i constantly went up to him and killed him at point blank range with a pistol...
moral: dont play Halo drunk...
lmao..... Here's one from my godparents, they were watching me play FFX.
Godmom: *watches Rikku appear for the first time* She's naked!!!!
Me: She's not naked!! She's wearing a wetsuit. See all the straps?
Godmom: So, she's naked with straps on!!!
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