Come Backz

[SilentChaos]

i got rly pissed of at my X-friend and i need some good ones he is rly perverted and stuff so ya...please help me get some comebacks to him

[Akira Raine]

what? i'm confused.

[Jester]

ok, 1) this should be in wastelands (moved)
2) just fight him

[SilentChaos]

im not going to get in truble over a dumbass like him he was only my friend beocue i gave him stuff and when i stoped he started ignoring me, what a free loader

[Akira Raine]

why did you give him stuff? That sounds like a stupid thing to do.

[Swift]

Him: You suck!
You: You swallow!
or
You: At least i don't do it for a living like you!

give me some more, most of my comebacks reolve around moms.

[Loveless Slave]

Um. what's that thing.... oh right, "Sticks and stones" or something like that. Fuck it just fight him.

[SilentChaos]

ill ignore him for now...oh and swift do u ant perverted ones couse if you do heres one:

him: you want to see your mom naked
you: your waiting so see a porno movie and pause when you see a naked (guy if your talking to a guy, girl if your talking to a girl) and hump the tv

[Swift]

no offense, but that comeback is no good, they got to be quick, witty, and straight to the point.

[SilentChaos]

ok heres 1

you: F*** you

Him: F*** ur self

you: i already tried it didnt work out

[TaCktiX]

Him: I had your mom last night
You: Dang, you really have low standards

Him: You suck dick
You: At least mine's not half an inch tall

Him: You're a loser
You: At least I can get a girlfriend (if he has one, cut in on how pretty yours is)

[ihateclowns17]

:O that's naughty dont say that

[Nori]

wow...how old r u ihateclowns17. Oyobi, u know alot of people that are bitches -_-'

[ihateclowns17]

haha, you're funny but I am referring to tacktix's comment I know him

[ihateclowns17]

tell ur friend this as a comeback:
you say this is him: (his name, whoever ur x friend is) is a low life piece of s%$# that just isnt worth anything,
all he does is talk s%$ out of his damn
lil mouth . he aint cool, he thinks he is ,
but all of his friends and everyone around him
thinks he is an asshole, a queer, and a brainless piece of
mobile shit and this mobile s&^*, who
is (his name) needs to flush his monkey @ss down a f-ing toilet
cause he is comtamination of this society!!
flush !!! into the sewer this s&%$ goes .....

This comeback was tested and it worked!!!But it's not perverted enough and it's corny, I am sorry...

[TaCktiX]

Um...those are standard comebacks. I've done some more original ones, but originality is not the point in an insult match.

[FinalDragoon]

"Sex is all you talk about, but it's all you'll never have."

[Stevil]

Just watch Monty Python and listen to the French Guy for some good comebacks.

btw, just about none of the ones listed so far are any good. I'm not good at coming up with any, but those won't get you anywhere unless you're talking to either a gorilla or a very stupid chair.

[TaCktiX]

Most people who insult you are either idiots or gorillas, so yeah. I do agree with you that the French guy in Monty Pythons and the Holy Grail is hilarious, though. Badmouthing the English everywhere he goes.

[FinalDragoon]

Yeah, tell the kid you already have a holy grail - THAT will throw him off.

[TaCktiX]

But there can only be one Holy Grail...hmmm the possibilities.

[FinalDragoon]

The throw farm animals at t hem, always works for me.

[SilentChaos]

Oyobi, u know alot of people that are bitches -_-'

wat? Y?

[Nori]

This is like the second or third person I've hurd about from you that's just been an ass to you somehow. That ofcourse is not your fault though it's theirs... :poketoung

[SilentChaos]

2nd but this is even worse this one IS a (cusses)