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Vash the Stampede
Jun 16th, 2004, 11:04 PM
Alright. I've got a few, but I'd like to start with one that Fierbreth posted on RevolutionBoards ...
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Fierbreth: Fier's Fire deck
ILLUSi0N842: Necro's Necro deck is even cooler
Fierbreth: but not as original xD
ILLUSi0N842: Meh, it was original in it's day
ILLUSi0N842: I was the original!!!
Fierbreth: lol
Fierbreth: keep your panties on
ILLUSi0N842: But they're chafing me so much...
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Now! On with the festivities!!
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Dan Aria2: back
Torrent GT: wb!
Torrent GT: i missed you! my world was incomplete without you!
Torrent GT: when are you leaving again?
Dan Aria2: O_o
Dan Aria2: right now
Dan Aria2: brb
Torrent GT: kbye
Dan Aria2: back
Torrent GT: wb!
Torrent GT: i missed you, my world wasnt complete without you
Dan Aria2: good to be back
Dan Aria2: ^_^ I have that effect on people
Torrent GT: yeah, ill bet
Dan Aria2: this is sooo going into that funny conversation topic on Deck Rev's
Dan Aria2: ^_^ cause its to damn big for a sig
Torrent GT: what's too big for a sig?
Dan Aria2: this conversation
Torrent GT: some girls tell me my (Censored) is too big for deckrevs
Dan Aria2: *editing that part out
Dan Aria2: ^_^
Torrent GT: then it's unbalanced
Dan Aria2: whats unbalanced?
Torrent GT: the funny convo
Dan Aria2: meh, your unbalanced
Dan Aria2: we need to cut it off you know.....
Dan Aria2: *noticing no reply*
Torrent GT: you said cut it off
Torrent GT: so i did
Dan Aria2: Well I didn't say when
Dan Aria2: Should we cut it off now then>
Torrent GT: cut what off
Dan Aria2: The conversation
Torrent GT: why
Dan Aria2: its probably a big long O_o
Dan Aria2:
Torrent GT: the only big long around here is in my pants
Dan Aria2: The rat I tossed down their?
Dan Aria2: *doesnt wait for answer*
Torrent GT: ..... right
Dan Aria2: It was!
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FNAR511: unknwn689 (Sakura): how does every1 know you ask to marry me? thats like the topic starter every time i talk to some1
Necro Lord XX: perhaps because all people on these boards are sex starved LOL
FNAR511: omg
FNAR511: That is like so true
FNAR511: xpect me and you
FNAR511: we players
Necro Lord XX: Hell yeah
FNAR511: biatch
Necro Lord XX: tumbleweed...
FNAR511: everyone else got 0wned
FNAR511: :winds rustles:
FNAR511: Ok...
FNAR511: :kills everyone:
Necro Lord XX: :hires a hooker:
FNAR511: ROFLMAO
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Auto response from M4S73RCH13F: Have fun talking to my desk chair.
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InfKhaos657: ok
InfKhaos657: lol
InfKhaos657: sup Mr. Chair?
InfKhaos657: yea
InfKhaos657: I'm good
InfKhaos657: and you?
InfKhaos657: yea
InfKhaos657: I'm about to rip MasterChief off for his cards
InfKhaos657: yea
InfKhaos657: pretty funny, eh?
InfKhaos657: heh ... thought so ...
InfKhaos657: yea
InfKhaos657: I know he's ugly
InfKhaos657: looks like a horse's ...
InfKhaos657: what?
InfKhaos657: He's coming?
InfKhaos657: Close the screen you idiot!
InfKhaos657: What do you mean no fingers!!!
InfKhaos657: Jerk!
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Vash75635:
Vash
Bla Bla Bla
Denham Springs, LA 70706
USA
cheatzone2: Your name is Vash ...?
Note: I've known this guy for a year ....
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[/b][/i]Vash75635:[/b][/i] Vash75635:
Vash
Bla Bla Bla
Denham Springs, LA 70706
USA
cheatzone2: Your name is Vash ...?
Cryptic Balance: It is?
Cryptic Balance: I knew it!
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Vash75635: I might legally change my name to Vash ...
saywhat2313: LMAO
saywhat2313: sure and my name is captain Underpants
saywhat2313: can I do that?
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saywhat2313: ROFL i reported myself 50 times on XC
saywhat2313: when will i get banned lol
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Vash75635:"Of all the stupid things people can do, lying is right up there with chain saw juggling, potato chip collecting, and nude riverdancing in public places."
unknwn689: WTF!
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Vash75635: "...studies have shown that people lie up to 10% of the time on the phne, 2% when talking to people in person, and 22% of the time when on the computer..."
unknwn689: I lie more than 22% of the time ...
unknwn689: I call it my special talent
Vash75635: LOL!
Vash75635: I should sig that ... lol ...
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BlcFlcn: biatch
TheEllimist101: ??/
BlcFlcn: I live in MIAMI TOO!
BlcFlcn: h3ll geez, you forgot about the chibimist!
TheEllimist101: lmfao
TheEllimist101: lol.
TheEllimist101: my bad...i forgot about apoc too
TheEllimist101: lol
BlcFlcn: FOR REGIONAL DUELIST THING
TheEllimist101: oh
TheEllimist101: lmfao
BlcFlcn: no you said apoc
TheEllimist101: so...post.
TheEllimist101: lol
TheEllimist101: oh well.
TheEllimist101: ^_^
TheEllimist101: u never go anywhere!
BlcFlcn: ........
BlcFlcn: Oh wow, SO i idn;'t got to Ladadale big deal!
TheEllimist101: lol
TheEllimist101: are u gonna go on the 22nd?
TheEllimist101: and neither did apoc.
TheEllimist101: lol
BlcFlcn: =/ im considering it
BlcFlcn: you and fate going?
TheEllimist101: really...that short drive...just to lose to me
TheEllimist101: i'm goin
TheEllimist101: iono bout fate
TheEllimist101: midnight is coming
BlcFlcn: well fate said he'd only go f you wnet
BlcFlcn: 2k2 w/e?
TheEllimist101: well i'm goin
TheEllimist101: huh?
TheEllimist101: 2k2?
BlcFlcn: midknight2l2 blah w/e the one on RB?
BlcFlcn: the old one?
TheEllimist101: oh...yeah.
TheEllimist101: mignight2k3
TheEllimist101: yeah
BlcFlcn: .......anyway "really...that short drive...just to lose to me" ....yea w/e
BlcFlcn: as long as you think so...
TheEllimist101: lol
TheEllimist101: ^_^
TheEllimist101: i'm Ellimist
TheEllimist101: the one and only
TheEllimist101: ur my sucessor...chibimist
TheEllimist101: ^_^
TheEllimist101: ;)
TheEllimist101: i want apoc to go...but he always makes excuses
TheEllimist101: loser
TheEllimist101: hmph
BlcFlcn: Yea, but no one can match power
BlcFlcn: Or my hussle
BlcFlcn: :P
TheEllimist101: lmfao
BlcFlcn: yea anyway, you seen Fate's gf in rl before?
TheEllimist101: yeah
TheEllimist101: plenty of times
BlcFlcn: =/
TheEllimist101: why?
BlcFlcn: nuthin, I just wondered that's all cause you a fate talk alot and i knew fate had a gf.
BlcFlcn: so i juts wondered if you've seen her
TheEllimist101: yeah...she's...well...she's fate's girl.
TheEllimist101: O_o
BlcFlcn: when has that stoped you...
TheEllimist101: they're gonna get married "blah blah blah"
TheEllimist101: noooooo
TheEllimist101: i wouldn't go after his girl
TheEllimist101: no no no.
BlcFlcn: they're gonna get married "blah blah blah"
BlcFlcn: bleh I'm a PIMP, I don't believe in marriage
TheEllimist101: tru tru
BlcFlcn: Wham bam thank you mam.
BlcFlcn: Thats all thurr is
TheEllimist101: i mean...i'll fork any girl at whim...well...at least if she's semi decent...
TheEllimist101: but...
TheEllimist101: to marry one
TheEllimist101: that's gonna be tough
TheEllimist101: i mean shiznit...the girl not only has to be freakin' crazy bum hott
TheEllimist101: but...it's gotta be to the point where it aint jus about sex...
TheEllimist101: and i don't see that happenin.
BlcFlcn: =/
TheEllimist101: lol...even wehn i'm 80...i'll be like...fork or no?
TheEllimist101: she be like...okay.
TheEllimist101: i'll be like...19032403950395305 and counting...
TheEllimist101: lol
TheEllimist101: ^_^
BlcFlcn: You clearly don't go to Miami much...
BlcFlcn: Or outside St.CLoud...
TheEllimist101: lmfao.
BlcFlcn: And what the hell kinda Mickey Mouse organization made up your town's name?
TheEllimist101: lmfao.
TheEllimist101: it's cuz i'm a saint.
TheEllimist101: and my fav. FF character was cloud
TheEllimist101: so...saint cloud
TheEllimist101: ;)
BlcFlcn: ........
BlcFlcn: just shut the hell up...
TheEllimist101: LMFAO
TheEllimist101: ROFL
TheEllimist101: YOU'VE BEEN OWNED!
TheEllimist101: i was gonna make real life scapegoat tokens...
TheEllimist101: that said
TheEllimist101: YOU'VE
TheEllimist101: or...ack
TheEllimist101: YOU
TheEllimist101: HAVE
TheEllimist101: BEEN
TheEllimist101: OWNED!
TheEllimist101: but...just put pictures of hott women on there instead...
TheEllimist101: figur'd they are less likely to attack the hott women
TheEllimist101: ROFL
BlcFlcn: *notices ell's the only one laughing* yea....w/e
TheEllimist101: PWNED!
BlcFlcn: But meh I went up to Montanta once and I saw these kids during a YGO duel right and the kid says, during the duel: "I counter with scapegoat" Then ackwardly he whistles, and I'm like: "....." then out of NOWHERE, these sheep/lamb's w/e come ot where were dueling!
TheEllimist101: LMFAO
TheEllimist101: ROFL
TheEllimist101: SIGGED
BlcFlcn: He was like: "like my goat tokens?"
BlcFlcn: And I was: "......" still satring at the sheep!
TheEllimist101: LOL
TheEllimist101: ROFL
TheEllimist101: i'm still laughing
TheEllimist101: lol
BlcFlcn: ...
TheEllimist101: ..........
BlcFlcn: That was like a minute later
BlcFlcn: You seen that commerical with the new drink thing, and the dude starts laughing? And the driver's like dude, I told that joke 20 minutes ago... lol that was 0wnage
BlcFlcn: Hmm, just noticed thurr was a best sigged convo's pg on OFf topic...
TheEllimist101: LMFAO
TheEllimist101: lmfao
TheEllimist101: ur an idiot
BlcFlcn: what?
TheEllimist101: ur
TheEllimist101: an
TheEllimist101: idiot
BlcFlcn: why
BlcFlcn: is
BlcFlcn: that
BlcFlcn: you sound like Tarzan for crisis sake!
BlcFlcn: ME
BlcFlcn: TARZAN
BlcFlcn: You
BlcFlcn: Jane
TheEllimist101: stfu...i'll kill u!
BlcFlcn: Speaking of which Jughead, how'd that Prom go?
BlcFlcn: You went with that ugly hoe right?
TheEllimist101: FREAKIN' PWNAGE!
TheEllimist101: no...ur mum wasn't there

Vash the Stampede
Jun 16th, 2004, 11:05 PM
Sorry for the double post, but it was too long ...


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b14ckd347h666: still waiting for the DM CoTD to be posted....
Vash75635: I'm finishing up my review
Vash75635: lol
b14ckd347h666: lol
b14ckd347h666: k
Vash75635: meaning, it should be up in about 10 minutes
Vash75635: takes about 8 min to validate it
b14ckd347h666: ok...
Vash75635: OMG!
Vash75635: NOOOOOOO!
Vash75635: OMG!
b14ckd347h666: what
Vash75635: I FORGOT THE TITLE AND IT ERASED IT!
Vash75635: NOOOOOOOO!!
b14ckd347h666: good job
Vash75635: S/U F00
Vash75635: i'M IN A CRISIS
Vash75635: sry bout caps
Vash75635: and I'm sick
b14ckd347h666: ooooo....dude, my method when im typing something important.....copy and paste
Vash75635: lol
b14ckd347h666: saved my butt a few times....well actually it hasnt...but it could have
Vash75635: rofl
b14ckd347h666: i would sig that...but it would pass my limits

CmackChase: a noob at the store i play at got a hold of a CED
Xx Haro287 xX: so
CmackChase: its the fact that someone that has no clue what to do has that
Xx Haro287 xX: lol
CmackChase: its like me with a girl
Xx Haro287 xX: lmao

Agent Smith
Jun 18th, 2004, 07:20 PM
clearvortex: Yo waz up
zachthebattousai: nm
clearvortex: how would you like to make a child happier =)
clearvortex: now for jsut 25$ you can make this child *shows his own picture* a happier kid
zachthebattousai: lol
zachthebattousai: no
zachthebattousai: >_>
zachthebattousai: I wanna keep my money
clearvortex: common dude look at this poor face *shows picture again*
clearvortex: i aint asking for chairty of course you get some good crap in return
clearvortex: 5gigs space,50gigsband width,cpanel domain name,media allowed
clearvortex: every english yugioh alcatraz duel tower episode uploaded for you
clearvortex: a gf
clearvortex: and other crap
zachthebattousai: XD!!
zachthebattousai: a gf? XD!!! that was random
clearvortex: just gimme the 25$ and you get everything from above
clearvortex: and it also comes with "Dont hack me i payed!" insurance
zachthebattousai: lol
clearvortex: if ya know what i mean
clearvortex: so is it a deal?
zachthebattousai: <_<
zachthebattousai: e.e
zachthebattousai: no
zachthebattousai: I dunno
clearvortex: ic
clearvortex: well...
clearvortex: i got nutin then -_____-
zachthebattousai: lol
clearvortex: how about this
clearvortex: i become info writer for your site
clearvortex: wait no i aint that desprate cya
zachthebattousai: lol!!
zachthebattousai: that was funny
clearvortex: why thank you
clearvortex: that'll be 25$
zachthebattousai: >_>
clearvortex: serisly......
zachthebattousai: hell no
clearvortex: X_X
clearvortex: do you have a car?
zachthebattousai: x.x;;;;
zachthebattousai: no
clearvortex: i'll buy you one then!
zachthebattousai: I don't want one no
zachthebattousai: *now
clearvortex: *goes of to wal-mart's hot wheels section*
zachthebattousai: XD!!
clearvortex: ahh ok


^in a way funny in another way odd and disturbing you can all be the judges lmfao :lol: dont ban me -_-