Riddles, Jokes, and other...er...funny stuff

[Digispirit Virus]

This is a place to place funny things u heard...have fun!!!

[Fierbreth XXI: The Return]

Love is blind.
+
God is Love.
+
Stevie Wonder is blind.
=
Stevie Wonder is God!!!

[Digispirit Virus]

2 people walk into a bar...the third one ducks...
1 of the lamest jokes ever

[Digispirit Virus]

i shall now prove that money is worthless
Money is the root (square root) of all evil
Evil is the opposite of god
God is infinite
God is good
SO:
good is infinite
evil is the opposite of infinity
Evil is nothing
the square root of 0=0
therefore money is nothing

In an Equation:
money^2=evil
evil=1/god
god=infinity
god=good
good=infinity
1/infinity=evil
evil=0
0^2=0
money=0

[PCF]

Originally posted by Digispirit Virus
2 people walk into a bar...the third one ducks...
1 of the lamest jokes ever

I'm not reading that

[Fierbreth XXI: The Return]

"The hen stung me! The hen stung me! GET IT OUT OF HERE!!!"
- Gargos, Ogre Berserker of superhuman resistance, minutes before being petrified by a ****atrice's sting.

"I'll bite him!"
- Halfling Monk holding onto a dragon's tail; biting him, he deals the dragon 4 damage points. Exactly what it had left!!!

These are real Tabletop RPG stories, brought to me by a Brazillian RPG magazine I read. They are called Legendary Legends. ^_^

[Digispirit Virus]

"I see!!" said the blind man to the deaf man on the telephone

[Jess]

Originally posted by Digispirit Virus
"I see!!" said the blind man to the deaf man on the telephone
I've seen before <_< but that one's okay ^_O

[Digispirit Virus]

Dislexics of the world UNTIE!!!
(no typo)

[Fierbreth XXI: The Return]

LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO!
*Happy Tree Friends theme song plays in the background*

[Amber]

hmm.... *thinks*

i can smell ur brains. *evil girn*

*in some1 mind: hello? echo! my name is ed!*

[Sara]

This is what I got from a story!!!! :D

Girl: *getting kidnapped* Let me go!!!!! *cell phone rings, she gets and opens it* Hello?

Kidnappers: O.o

Girl: THIS IS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION!!! Some privacy!!

Kidnappers: *smash cell phone*

Girl: I hope you're going to pay for that!!!! *beeper goes off a few minutes later*

Kidnappers: *smash beeper*

Girl: *other cell phone rings and she tries to hold it out of reach of kidnappers* HA!!!!

Kidnappers: *snatch cell phone and crushes it in their hands*

Girl: HEY!! I got that with the two for one deal!!!

[Amber]

the revenge of the middle aged woman....
this is a book. O_O;; ^

[Toasty-Chan]

The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history
test.
Watch the spelling!! Some of the best humor is in the misspelling.

1) Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in
hydraulics.
They lived in the Sarah
Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have
to
live elsewhere.

2) Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened
bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on
Mount
Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached
Canada.

3) Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

4) The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we
wouldn't
have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

5) Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people
advice.
They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his
death,
his career suffered a dramatic decline.

[Anguish]

Quitters never win. Winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.

[Amber]

some kid: ............... *blah blah* ..... plank spend his whole allowance that day....

plank=a piece of flat wood with a deformed smilie face on it.

[Digispirit Virus]

ed edd and eddy?
um...sure

[Amber]

yeah... i watch too many cartoons. XP