What happens if you try to leave DuelistForums!

[Renneme]

I am the new, unofficial ESCAPER CATCHER!
Random Member: Is this a bootcamp?
Me: YES! *shoots gun in the air*
Random Member: NOO! *runs away, trips, and spazzes on the ground*
Me: *cough* anyway, if you try to escape, here's what happens.

~Story Mode~

Me: Let's call this character Robby.
"Robby": But my username is-
Me: You're made up dammit! *pulls out knife*
Robby: Eep! *twitches*
Me: That's my job! *twitches spaztastically* *cough* anyway, let's get onto the story.

Robby: I am a good active member at DuelistForums. Then, one day I get bored of the forum! I decide to leave.
Me: What?!
Robby: Chill, dude. *backs away*
Me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *goes into DBZ kungu japanese style mode* GNAHAHAHAHAH!
*forces Robby to poke himself with very pointy toothpicks at gunpoint*

Anyway, then Robby decided to say.
Robby: What the-?! I was forced into a big padded room for 6 months for mental disturbances!!!!!!! *twitches*
*shoots Robby, buries him, and puts a RIP sign over it*

In short... DON'T LEAVE!

Yes, my mind always thinks up of this crap.