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Kimeru
Jul 2nd, 2005, 03:01 AM
This is very funny.
You make a stupid question and then get a stupid answer. Something like:

Post 1:
Why are the clouds white?

Post 2:
Because they look funny that way :)
Why is sky blue?

and so on.
Try to make the funniest answers (And questions)...


Why is that just some Dragon Spheres can grant wish to alien fighters with a mystical dragon?
XScorpionX
Jul 2nd, 2005, 03:10 AM
Because the fire breathin monkies like eating bananas o_O

How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood? O_o
|:.NecroAngel.:|
Jul 2nd, 2005, 12:00 PM
uh...until 3 o'clock o_O

How far until we get from here to a mile away?
Kimeru
Jul 2nd, 2005, 12:02 PM
A mile. Duh.

If a tree falls in a forest and is not listened by anoyne will it make noise?
Nori
Jul 2nd, 2005, 12:07 PM
No, it will just float in the air and never faul until someone is there to hear it.

Why did that blind and deff kid from down the street walk into heavy traffic?
|:.NecroAngel.:|
Jul 2nd, 2005, 12:10 PM
they just couldn't stand light traffic

Why do we have hands?
Kimeru
Jul 2nd, 2005, 12:17 PM
For the same reason we have feet

Why cant the kids let the Rabbit eat some Trix if he wants it so badly?
|:.NecroAngel.:|
Jul 2nd, 2005, 01:01 PM
He might make some tricks later like pulling a rabbit out of a hat

Why do we listen to what GSV and HS say?
Kimeru
Jul 2nd, 2005, 01:07 PM
Because we don't have anything better to do.

If work = health, why doesn't the sick people work?
Nori
Jul 2nd, 2005, 01:24 PM
Because they are to sick to work.

Why does the announcer person in commercials sound the same?
Kimeru
Jul 2nd, 2005, 01:36 PM
Because they are all part of a clonning plot to governate theworld with boring commercials (Mental note, Nori knows too much about it)

Why does the Vampires don't suck their own blood?
XScorpionX
Jul 2nd, 2005, 02:57 PM
Because it is yellow.

peter piper picked a pack of pickled pepers. If peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers, where would the pack of pickled peppers that peter piper picked?
Kimeru
Jul 2nd, 2005, 08:10 PM
In his tongue?

Why can't I get a 120 GB hard disk?
Mantis
Jul 2nd, 2005, 08:15 PM
Cuz mine is 200 GB

Why am I cute
Kimeru
Jul 2nd, 2005, 08:18 PM
Easy: You're not (lol. I'm kidding cuz it's the game)

Why everyone hates arrogant people?
Swift
Jul 13th, 2005, 02:51 PM
Cause their too cool for the hater.

Why do healthy things taste like shit?
Mystic-Spirit
Jul 13th, 2005, 02:54 PM
because its healthy

why is the middle finger bad?
Stephine
Jul 13th, 2005, 05:03 PM
becuase it's long and in the middle

why are people perverts?
Mystic-Spirit
Jul 13th, 2005, 05:05 PM
they dont know any better

why are curse words bad?
Swift
Jul 13th, 2005, 06:14 PM
They're not, it's just that people don't like slang.

What's a nerd?
FinalDragoon
Jul 13th, 2005, 06:17 PM
A label, you know like a soup label.

What does Q and A mean?
Swift
Jul 13th, 2005, 06:19 PM
Queen and Aristocrates

What's with the extra "o" in dragoon?
FinalDragoon
Jul 13th, 2005, 06:27 PM
It makes dragon fun to say!

What's with shiny things?
Swift
Jul 13th, 2005, 06:47 PM
I don't know but their very attractive.

Spear or sword?
FinalDragoon
Jul 13th, 2005, 07:30 PM
Sword.


Why a sword?
Mystic-Spirit
Jul 13th, 2005, 07:30 PM
more blade

pie or caviare?
(thats a sick chocie :p)
FinalDragoon
Jul 13th, 2005, 07:34 PM
Pie, because the spelling doesn't confuse me... too much.

Proper or slang.
Mystic-Spirit
Jul 13th, 2005, 07:36 PM
slang..im too lazy to use proper :P

donuts or cake?