Yusayoh
Oct 20th, 2004, 10:37 AM
Warning: 13+ Anything may be made up
- Chapter 1: We're off to see Tea'....
"Nice move Yugi!" blonde-haired Joey Wheeler replied.
"Thanks Joey. You do know that I just depleted you life points, don't you?" Yugi said with a smile.
"Say what? Ahhh....Good Game Yuge."
"Beating you all of the time is boring me. Lets go find tea."
"Oh i get what you're thinking Yuge." Joey said as he laughed.
"What?" Yugi said confused.
"You want to look up tea's skirt dont ya? I mean, she wears a skirt nearly every episode."
"NO! I'm not a pervert like you are joey!" Yugi said as he blushed bright red.
"Haha. Take it easy Yuge. I'm just joking." then Joey whispered. "Like I hope you were just kidding bout that pervert stuff."
"Are you talking to yourself Joey?"
"No, lets go find Tea now."
So they were off. On the way to tea's house, they ran into a gang and they were about to beat them up until Yami came out and punched them til they cried. Then one said,
"Lets d---duel!"
"What?" Yami said.
"DUEL!" the gang member shouted.
"Why do you want to duel?" Joey asked.
"Because...we've been sent by Yo mama.."
"My mother..?" Yugi thought.
"If we win, you give me the millenium puzzle. If you win, I'll take you to Yo Mama."
"I accept your challenge!" Yami replied.
"DUEL!" They both said at once.
Their duel disks activated and Yami drew a card.
"I place 2 cards face down and play Kuriboh is defense mode!"
"I play 1 card face-down and play Rainbow Fish in attack mode. ATTACK!"
-Rainbow fish attacked Kuriboh with 1700 atk points-
"I activate Warp Hole! It destroys your monster and subtracts its defense points from your life points!"
-Gang Member lost 1400 life points. 2600 life points remain-
"Argh..You'll pay for that!"
"I place 1 more card face down and put down rocket warrior in defense mode!"
"I activate Trap Hole! Say goodbye to your rocket warrior! HAHA!"
-Commercial Break-
"I activate seven tools of the bandit!"
-Yami has lost 1000 life points. 3000 life points remain-
"I put down No Tributes which allows me to not pay tributes. I place Legendary Fisherman in attack mode and end my turn."
"I tribute Kuriboh and Rocket Warrior to summon Dark Magician! Attack his Legendary Fisherman!"
-Gang Member has lost 700 Life points. 1900 Life Points Remain.-
"I place one card face-down and end my turn."
"I place one card face down and attack darkmagician!"
"I activate Mirror Force!"
"So do I!"
-Gang Member lost 2500 Life points. Gang Member has lost.-
"Way to go Yuge!" Joey shouted.
"Now, take me to see my mother!" Yugi said.
"Never! I'll ne-" the gang member stopped and there was a sudden sound in the air. It was coming from him.
"Meet me over in the warehouse 2 miles from here in Marth." the gang member said as he fell to the ground.
"Must be the millenium rod!" Joey replied.
"Yes joey...You get Tea, and i'll call you when i get there."
- Chapter 2: The grey cement road...
"This way Yugi," Mariss, Yugi's mother, said.
Yugi had been walking for nearly 30 min now. No sign of anyone.
I guess no one takes this path...Yugi thought. But wait, how would joey get here?
"Joseph will be teleported to the warehouse." Mariss replied.
"You...You can read minds? Do you have the millenium eye?" Yugi said in astonishment.
"No. I am phsycic."
"Then how come you didn't use it on me when I was dueling?"
"I wanted to see how good you were. Thats why i sucked on purpose."
"Oh I see....How will Joey be teleported there?"
"Uh...phsycic Yugi?"
"Hahaha. I can't believe I forgot." Yugi said blushing and laughing.
"Man, you are stupid Yugi. No wonder he plays games all day.."
"What'd you say?"
"Nothing.." Mariss sighed.
"So how much longer?" Yugi said. "My feet are getting tired."
"About 50000000000...."
"WHAT?!"
"You didn't let me finish. Milimeters. I don't think its that much but i don't know"
"Oh good. And thats...?"
"I don't know. I'm guessing 4 miles?"
"Ugh..."
- Commercial Break -
"Almost there..." Mariss said.
A couple of moments later, the gang member stopped.
"Here we are Yugi."
"Wow, its big....And whats all that noise?"
"What noi-Oh thats the other duelists."
"What?"
"Oh i didn't tell you? You have just came into a dueling contest. If you win, i come home with you. The duelists come for money though."
"Sounds a lot like duelis-"
"Kingdom. I know. I've been watching you since your first duel all the way here."
"How?"
"PHSYCIC! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR SKULL!"
"Alright. Alright. STALKER!"
"And if you lose, you are thrown in here."
The doors opened and the duelists were sitting on the bleachers at the other end of the warehouse. But thats not what Yugi was looking at. He was looking at the big lava pit several stories under them.
"Welcome," the gang member said with a smile. "To your death."
At that moment, the gang member went flying into the lava and the lava coming up nearly touching the other duelists.
- Chapter 3: Fire and ice: Which will be nice?
"I never agreed to this!" Yugi shouted loudly.
"Of course you did," Mariss said cackling. "You agreed to follow me...here."
"But I-" Yugi started.
"BUT NOTHING!" Mariss said very loud through the speakers on both sides of the warehouse. "Now duel some of the opponents i give you or die not trying!"
Yugi went to the registration table and looked at his schedule:
Bandit - 2:30 PM Tuesday
Phsyco - 1:00 AM Wednesday
Giganto - 3:00 PM Thursday
Mariss - 6:00 AM Friday
Rules: You must be at the specified time and date to compete against that opponent or you are disqualified. You must win each of the top battles (except Mariss) to get into the Top 5, and compete against each duelist until one defeats Mariss. If no one wins, tornament has no winner.
"Wow," Yugi said in shock. "Thats very weird..."
Yugi then read Phsyco.
"1:00 AM?! I have to get up that early!?"
Yugi read through the rest.
"Seems okay..But I must not lose. I better call up joey," Yugi whispered as he brought out his cell phone from Cingular. He dialed in joeys number (438-5243 or GET-LAID).
It was ringing. 3 rings had gone by. Then from behind him, he heard a cell phone. Yugi turned around and it was
"Hey do you guys get signal around here?" asked a man in a broken straight jacket with scars all over his face. This must be phsyco.
"Um, I don't. I don't think so anyway. I don't know." Yugi replied kindly.
"Hey wait a minute-" said the man. "Aren't you the kid who beat Pegasus in an arm-wrestling match?"
"Yep!" said Yugi proudly. He had cheated.
"Looks like i have you..." Phsyco looked at his schedule. "1:00 AM on Wednesday."
"Yup. Thats a little early don't you think?"
"Heck no! I was awake all day and all night in jail for the last 25 years."
"Oh," Yugi said. "How'd you get in jail?"
"Well I kinda-" Phsyco started. "This one guy was riding his motorcycle and nearly ran into me. He was carrying a long golden rod. Looked kind of old. Anyway, he nearly hit me so i beat the crap out of him."
"Did he happen to wear gay purplish clothes?" Yugi asked eagerly.
"Yes, actually he did. Why you know him?"
"Yeah. He was a bad guy when he nearly hit you. I had to save the world from him."
Phsyco laughed.
"Thats a good one kid. Listen, if you need any helps on your deck, come ask me." Phsyco looked up. "I gotta go. Heres my number. Bye."
He gave Yugi his number on a piece of paper.
He was nice thought Yugi. A little too nic-
His thoughts were interrupted when his phone rang. It was the some subscribtion people.
"What do you want?" Yugi said.
"Sir, all we ask is for your credit card number and your exp. date and-"
Yugi hung up.
Might as well get started getting my deck-
He just remembered. He didn't bring his deck.
Yugi walked over to Mariss.
"Mariss, I forgot my deck." Yugi said.
"Well heres one." Mariss said giving Yugi a deck she had prepared.
Yugi flipped through it. Some good, some bad and some-
"HOLY COW!" Yugi cried.
The whole warehouse went quiet.
"Thanks Mariss!" Yugi said as he skipped off.
He got all 5 pieces of exodia and the 3 god cards. She must've stole them, Yugi thought.
- Chapter 1: We're off to see Tea'....
"Nice move Yugi!" blonde-haired Joey Wheeler replied.
"Thanks Joey. You do know that I just depleted you life points, don't you?" Yugi said with a smile.
"Say what? Ahhh....Good Game Yuge."
"Beating you all of the time is boring me. Lets go find tea."
"Oh i get what you're thinking Yuge." Joey said as he laughed.
"What?" Yugi said confused.
"You want to look up tea's skirt dont ya? I mean, she wears a skirt nearly every episode."
"NO! I'm not a pervert like you are joey!" Yugi said as he blushed bright red.
"Haha. Take it easy Yuge. I'm just joking." then Joey whispered. "Like I hope you were just kidding bout that pervert stuff."
"Are you talking to yourself Joey?"
"No, lets go find Tea now."
So they were off. On the way to tea's house, they ran into a gang and they were about to beat them up until Yami came out and punched them til they cried. Then one said,
"Lets d---duel!"
"What?" Yami said.
"DUEL!" the gang member shouted.
"Why do you want to duel?" Joey asked.
"Because...we've been sent by Yo mama.."
"My mother..?" Yugi thought.
"If we win, you give me the millenium puzzle. If you win, I'll take you to Yo Mama."
"I accept your challenge!" Yami replied.
"DUEL!" They both said at once.
Their duel disks activated and Yami drew a card.
"I place 2 cards face down and play Kuriboh is defense mode!"
"I play 1 card face-down and play Rainbow Fish in attack mode. ATTACK!"
-Rainbow fish attacked Kuriboh with 1700 atk points-
"I activate Warp Hole! It destroys your monster and subtracts its defense points from your life points!"
-Gang Member lost 1400 life points. 2600 life points remain-
"Argh..You'll pay for that!"
"I place 1 more card face down and put down rocket warrior in defense mode!"
"I activate Trap Hole! Say goodbye to your rocket warrior! HAHA!"
-Commercial Break-
"I activate seven tools of the bandit!"
-Yami has lost 1000 life points. 3000 life points remain-
"I put down No Tributes which allows me to not pay tributes. I place Legendary Fisherman in attack mode and end my turn."
"I tribute Kuriboh and Rocket Warrior to summon Dark Magician! Attack his Legendary Fisherman!"
-Gang Member has lost 700 Life points. 1900 Life Points Remain.-
"I place one card face-down and end my turn."
"I place one card face down and attack darkmagician!"
"I activate Mirror Force!"
"So do I!"
-Gang Member lost 2500 Life points. Gang Member has lost.-
"Way to go Yuge!" Joey shouted.
"Now, take me to see my mother!" Yugi said.
"Never! I'll ne-" the gang member stopped and there was a sudden sound in the air. It was coming from him.
"Meet me over in the warehouse 2 miles from here in Marth." the gang member said as he fell to the ground.
"Must be the millenium rod!" Joey replied.
"Yes joey...You get Tea, and i'll call you when i get there."
- Chapter 2: The grey cement road...
"This way Yugi," Mariss, Yugi's mother, said.
Yugi had been walking for nearly 30 min now. No sign of anyone.
I guess no one takes this path...Yugi thought. But wait, how would joey get here?
"Joseph will be teleported to the warehouse." Mariss replied.
"You...You can read minds? Do you have the millenium eye?" Yugi said in astonishment.
"No. I am phsycic."
"Then how come you didn't use it on me when I was dueling?"
"I wanted to see how good you were. Thats why i sucked on purpose."
"Oh I see....How will Joey be teleported there?"
"Uh...phsycic Yugi?"
"Hahaha. I can't believe I forgot." Yugi said blushing and laughing.
"Man, you are stupid Yugi. No wonder he plays games all day.."
"What'd you say?"
"Nothing.." Mariss sighed.
"So how much longer?" Yugi said. "My feet are getting tired."
"About 50000000000...."
"WHAT?!"
"You didn't let me finish. Milimeters. I don't think its that much but i don't know"
"Oh good. And thats...?"
"I don't know. I'm guessing 4 miles?"
"Ugh..."
- Commercial Break -
"Almost there..." Mariss said.
A couple of moments later, the gang member stopped.
"Here we are Yugi."
"Wow, its big....And whats all that noise?"
"What noi-Oh thats the other duelists."
"What?"
"Oh i didn't tell you? You have just came into a dueling contest. If you win, i come home with you. The duelists come for money though."
"Sounds a lot like duelis-"
"Kingdom. I know. I've been watching you since your first duel all the way here."
"How?"
"PHSYCIC! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR SKULL!"
"Alright. Alright. STALKER!"
"And if you lose, you are thrown in here."
The doors opened and the duelists were sitting on the bleachers at the other end of the warehouse. But thats not what Yugi was looking at. He was looking at the big lava pit several stories under them.
"Welcome," the gang member said with a smile. "To your death."
At that moment, the gang member went flying into the lava and the lava coming up nearly touching the other duelists.
- Chapter 3: Fire and ice: Which will be nice?
"I never agreed to this!" Yugi shouted loudly.
"Of course you did," Mariss said cackling. "You agreed to follow me...here."
"But I-" Yugi started.
"BUT NOTHING!" Mariss said very loud through the speakers on both sides of the warehouse. "Now duel some of the opponents i give you or die not trying!"
Yugi went to the registration table and looked at his schedule:
Bandit - 2:30 PM Tuesday
Phsyco - 1:00 AM Wednesday
Giganto - 3:00 PM Thursday
Mariss - 6:00 AM Friday
Rules: You must be at the specified time and date to compete against that opponent or you are disqualified. You must win each of the top battles (except Mariss) to get into the Top 5, and compete against each duelist until one defeats Mariss. If no one wins, tornament has no winner.
"Wow," Yugi said in shock. "Thats very weird..."
Yugi then read Phsyco.
"1:00 AM?! I have to get up that early!?"
Yugi read through the rest.
"Seems okay..But I must not lose. I better call up joey," Yugi whispered as he brought out his cell phone from Cingular. He dialed in joeys number (438-5243 or GET-LAID).
It was ringing. 3 rings had gone by. Then from behind him, he heard a cell phone. Yugi turned around and it was
"Hey do you guys get signal around here?" asked a man in a broken straight jacket with scars all over his face. This must be phsyco.
"Um, I don't. I don't think so anyway. I don't know." Yugi replied kindly.
"Hey wait a minute-" said the man. "Aren't you the kid who beat Pegasus in an arm-wrestling match?"
"Yep!" said Yugi proudly. He had cheated.
"Looks like i have you..." Phsyco looked at his schedule. "1:00 AM on Wednesday."
"Yup. Thats a little early don't you think?"
"Heck no! I was awake all day and all night in jail for the last 25 years."
"Oh," Yugi said. "How'd you get in jail?"
"Well I kinda-" Phsyco started. "This one guy was riding his motorcycle and nearly ran into me. He was carrying a long golden rod. Looked kind of old. Anyway, he nearly hit me so i beat the crap out of him."
"Did he happen to wear gay purplish clothes?" Yugi asked eagerly.
"Yes, actually he did. Why you know him?"
"Yeah. He was a bad guy when he nearly hit you. I had to save the world from him."
Phsyco laughed.
"Thats a good one kid. Listen, if you need any helps on your deck, come ask me." Phsyco looked up. "I gotta go. Heres my number. Bye."
He gave Yugi his number on a piece of paper.
He was nice thought Yugi. A little too nic-
His thoughts were interrupted when his phone rang. It was the some subscribtion people.
"What do you want?" Yugi said.
"Sir, all we ask is for your credit card number and your exp. date and-"
Yugi hung up.
Might as well get started getting my deck-
He just remembered. He didn't bring his deck.
Yugi walked over to Mariss.
"Mariss, I forgot my deck." Yugi said.
"Well heres one." Mariss said giving Yugi a deck she had prepared.
Yugi flipped through it. Some good, some bad and some-
"HOLY COW!" Yugi cried.
The whole warehouse went quiet.
"Thanks Mariss!" Yugi said as he skipped off.
He got all 5 pieces of exodia and the 3 god cards. She must've stole them, Yugi thought.