Is Darksage smart?

[Darksage]

hmmm, people all over the place seem to desperately be trying to prove me wrong on every occasion.
So whats the deal? Am I really that smart?

Here's a convo I had with someone:

Anonymous (2:15:01 PM): what whieghs 66,820 billion tons?
Darksage (2:15:17 PM): billion tons?
Darksage (2:15:20 PM): holy shit...
Anonymous (2:15:29 PM): lmao
Anonymous (2:15:30 PM): yes
Anonymous (2:15:35 PM): it is the earth
Darksage (2:15:54 PM): Just the earth?
Darksage (2:16:01 PM): or the earth with everything on it?
Darksage (2:16:11 PM): (water, buildings, etc)
Anonymous (2:16:13 PM): i am guessing with everything on it
Anonymous (2:16:31 PM): who actively pursue the acquisition of first day covers?
hint: they are useless after you lick and stick
Darksage (2:16:52 PM): !!!
Anonymous (2:16:58 PM): ?
Darksage (2:17:06 PM): I know it!
Anonymous (2:17:12 PM): REALLY?
Anonymous (2:17:14 PM): WHAT IS IT?
Darksage (2:17:32 PM): The andswer is not for sale :-P
Darksage (2:17:38 PM): answer^
Anonymous (2:17:41 PM): ......
Darksage (2:17:51 PM): ..........
Anonymous (2:18:04 PM): if you dont tell me the answer i will bann you from ur computer and ground u for life
Darksage (2:18:25 PM): um
Darksage (2:18:27 PM): riiiiiiiiiiiiight
Darksage (2:19:33 PM): Where do you get these questions?
Anonymous (2:19:47 PM): trivia
Darksage (2:20:01 PM): And you ask me because....?
Anonymous (2:20:14 PM): u think ur smart
Darksage (2:21:15 PM): so the whole reason you have been asking me these dumb questions for the last 2 months is because (aside from the fact that you have no life and you have to research for an hour to come up with one question) you want to prove that I am not "smart"?
Anonymous (2:23:17 PM): i said they were trivia, i never said i researched for them. They are trivia on one of the forums i go to. and they have those questions up for trivia. so if u answer them they donate u points. thats why i am asking u
Anonymous (2:23:29 PM): and u thought diffrent. that makes u un-smart
Darksage (2:23:42 PM): "um-smart"?
Darksage (2:23:43 PM): rofl
Darksage (2:23:48 PM): well whatever you say junior
Anonymous (2:23:56 PM): i said un-smart
Anonymous (2:23:59 PM): u just cant read
Darksage (2:24:07 PM): if I am "un-smart" why keep asking me for 2 months?
Darksage (2:24:27 PM): (and I meant "un-smart, that was a typo genuis)
Anonymous (2:24:49 PM): i knew that
Anonymous (2:24:52 PM): i was yet again testing ur knowledge
Darksage (2:25:00 PM): What?
Darksage (2:25:08 PM): how is that testing me?
Darksage (2:25:11 PM): *8sigh*
Anonymous (2:25:13 PM): now if u give me all of ur points and ur dueslit forums pass, then u will be considered smart from my side
Darksage (2:25:16 PM): *sigh* ^
Darksage (2:25:25 PM): haha
Darksage (2:25:36 PM): I have no deire for you to think I am smart
Darksage (2:25:40 PM): I could care less
Anonymous (2:25:51 PM): A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
Darksage (2:27:15 PM): 1. Technically since you never said "and he just missed hitting her", she could be walking on a different road.
Anonymous (2:27:36 PM): well how did he see her then
Darksage (2:27:56 PM): If she's not on the same road he doesnt have to see her
Anonymous (2:28:14 PM): well he saw her.
Anonymous (2:28:17 PM): how did he see her?
Darksage (2:28:30 PM): so many du,mb answers to this
Darksage (2:28:37 PM): maybe she was holding a flashlight
Anonymous (2:28:43 PM): it was daylight
Darksage (2:29:03 PM): ok, she could still be holding a flashlight
Darksage (2:29:24 PM): AND
Darksage (2:29:37 PM): just it being daytime does not guarantee he will see her
Darksage (2:29:43 PM): what if he was blind
Darksage (2:29:51 PM): or fell asleep while driving
Darksage (2:30:00 PM): Hence that is a very dumb riddle
Anonymous (2:30:15 PM): A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.
Darksage (2:30:51 PM): ok
Darksage (2:30:55 PM): whats the question?
Anonymous (2:31:05 PM): what should the man have saud?
Anonymous (2:31:08 PM): ssaid*
Anonymous (2:31:09 PM): said*
Anonymous (2:32:15 PM): *yawn*
Darksage (2:32:36 PM): lol
Darksage (2:34:27 PM): hmmm
Anonymous (2:34:55 PM): is ther summer school on fridays?
Anonymous (2:35:00 PM): that is not a trick questions
Darksage (2:35:01 PM): ?
Anonymous (2:35:03 PM): question*
Darksage (2:35:08 PM): I dont know
Darksage (2:35:13 PM): depends on the school I think
Anonymous (2:35:19 PM): okies
Anonymous (2:35:21 PM): well the answer was
Anonymous (2:35:22 PM): He should have said three, because "ten" has three letters in it. Just like "twelve" has six letters in it.
Darksage (2:36:04 PM): *shrugs*
Anonymous (2:36:13 PM): What appears once in a year, twice in a week and once in a second?
Darksage (2:36:45 PM): *sigh* how many more of these do you have?
Anonymous (2:36:52 PM): millions
Anonymous (2:36:57 PM): it is the letter E
Anonymous (2:36:59 PM): duhhhh
Darksage (2:37:04 PM): um
Anonymous (2:37:10 PM): What starts with an E, ends with an E, and only has one letter?
Darksage (2:37:21 PM): 1. I hardly ever read the question, I never said I didnt know that one...
Darksage (2:37:32 PM): 2. This is getting annoyingn...
Darksage (2:37:38 PM): annoying^
Anonymous (2:37:41 PM): What starts with an E, ends with an E, and only has one letter?
Darksage (2:37:56 PM): duh
Darksage (2:37:59 PM): envelope....
Anonymous (2:38:29 PM): correct
Darksage (2:38:29 PM): These riddles you give are either insanely easy or ridiculously dumb.....

[Darksage]

The rest of it...
Anonymous (2:38:33 PM): President Clinton is listed as our 41st president, but only 40 men have held the office. Why?
Darksage (2:39:10 PM): explain what you mean by "held the office"
Anonymous (2:39:36 PM): wait/ nvm opn that one. it was dumb
Anonymous (2:39:38 PM): What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
Darksage (2:39:39 PM): Because George washington didnt live in the white House if thats what u mean
Anonymous (2:39:44 PM): What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
Darksage (2:40:52 PM): when you look at it upside down it still reads 1961
Darksage (2:40:55 PM): lol thats funny
Anonymous (2:40:59 PM): correct lol
Anonymous (2:41:00 PM): If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?
Darksage (2:41:30 PM): $999,999.25
Anonymous (2:41:39 PM): correct
Anonymous (2:41:43 PM): A snail is at the bottom of a 20 meters deep pit. Every day the snail climbs 5 meters upwards, but at night it slides 4 meters back downwards.
Anonymous (2:41:49 PM): How many days does it take before the snail reaches the top of the pit
Darksage (2:41:58 PM): 20
Darksage (2:42:04 PM): nmo
Darksage (2:42:05 PM): no
Anonymous (2:42:07 PM): correct yet
Anonymous (2:42:09 PM): again
Darksage (2:42:10 PM): really?
Darksage (2:42:11 PM): oh
Darksage (2:42:13 PM): w/e
Anonymous (2:42:18 PM): wait njo
Anonymous (2:42:21 PM): that was incorrect
Anonymous (2:42:30 PM): go aagain
Anonymous (2:42:37 PM): it was on the sixteenth day
Darksage (2:42:40 PM): shit
Darksage (2:42:45 PM): I was gonna say that
Darksage (2:42:50 PM): cause he falls down 4 meters
Anonymous (2:42:51 PM): lol
Darksage (2:42:52 PM): 20 - 4
Anonymous (2:42:57 PM): yea
Anonymous (2:42:59 PM): Hans is standing behind Gerrie and at the same time Gerrie is standing behind Hans.
Anonymous (2:43:04 PM): How is this possible?
Darksage (2:43:20 PM): hmm
Darksage (2:43:22 PM): h/o
Anonymous (2:43:31 PM): they were standing back to back
Anonymous (2:43:41 PM): The poor have it,
the rich want it,
but if you eat it you will die.
Darksage (2:44:15 PM): awww dude I said hold On I knew the other answer -_-
Anonymous (2:44:31 PM): ohhhh soooorryyyyyyy
Anonymous (2:44:35 PM): i am sooooo sorry
Anonymous (2:44:41 PM): i didnt know what h/o meant
Darksage (2:44:46 PM): LOL
Anonymous (2:45:03 PM): John, his wife and their daughter wish to cross a river. The row boat can only hold 100 kilos. John weighs 80 kilos. His wife and daughter weigh 40 kilos each.
How do all three cross the river?
Darksage (2:46:02 PM): john goes first and sends the boat back *shrugs* ?
Anonymous (2:46:11 PM): nope
Darksage (2:46:18 PM): hmmm
Darksage (2:46:44 PM): they walk over the bridge!
Anonymous (2:46:57 PM): lol nope
Anonymous (2:47:00 PM): give up?
Darksage (2:47:13 PM): no, and you never said there wasnt a bridge
Darksage (2:47:17 PM): lol
Anonymous (2:47:20 PM): lol
Darksage (2:47:36 PM): They swim!
Anonymous (2:47:50 PM): ...nope
Darksage (2:48:36 PM): *shrugs* I dunno then
Anonymous (2:48:58 PM): the girls and mother goes first, then the daughteer comes back, then the father goes on the boat alone. then the mother takes the boat back and get the daughter
Anonymous (2:49:09 PM): If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Darksage (2:49:21 PM): 2nd
Anonymous (2:49:30 PM): yep
Anonymous (2:49:43 PM): Bill bets Craig $100 that he can predict the score of the hockey game before it starts. Craig agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Craig lose the bet?
Darksage (2:50:28 PM): is it a live game?
Anonymous (2:50:34 PM): yea
Darksage (2:50:50 PM): did he predict the EXACT score?
Anonymous (2:50:58 PM): yea
Darksage (2:51:10 PM): hmm
Darksage (2:51:29 PM): i dunno
Anonymous (2:51:35 PM): He predicted the score before the game started. Each game starts with the scores 0-0.
Anonymous (2:51:46 PM): A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Darksage (2:52:14 PM): the kid was a fish!
Darksage (2:52:15 PM): lol
Anonymous (2:52:28 PM): .....lololoilololololol no
Darksage (2:52:55 PM): he put a fish tank on top of his head and held his breath
Anonymous (2:53:05 PM): correct
Darksage (2:53:08 PM): hahaha
Darksage (2:53:09 PM): but
Darksage (2:53:09 PM): but
Darksage (2:53:18 PM): it wasnt neccessarily a fish tank
Darksage (2:53:20 PM): lol
Anonymous (2:53:26 PM): yea
Anonymous (2:53:27 PM): What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the start of every end, and the end of every race?
Darksage (2:53:58 PM): death
Anonymous (2:54:11 PM): nope
Darksage (2:54:18 PM): metaphorically it is
Anonymous (2:54:27 PM): death is not the start of everything
Darksage (2:54:35 PM): no
Anonymous (2:54:37 PM): and it is not necesserly the ned of every race
Darksage (2:54:40 PM): u said start of every END
Anonymous (2:55:07 PM): well it is not neceesaly the end of every race
Darksage (2:55:32 PM): hmm
Darksage (2:55:40 PM): I have a feeling the answer is something so simple
Anonymous (2:55:55 PM): it is very simple
Anonymous (2:56:08 PM): as a matter of fact u will fell stupid when i tell u the asnwer
Darksage (2:57:08 PM): meh w/e I dunno
Anonymous (2:57:16 PM): What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the start of every end, and the end of every race?
Anonymous (2:57:20 PM): wait
Anonymous (2:57:22 PM): i mean the answer is
Anonymous (2:57:24 PM): the letter E
Darksage (2:57:41 PM): --_-- you should have put them in quotes then
Darksage (2:57:44 PM): thats not legit
Anonymous (2:59:54 PM): well, i habe no more
Anonymous (2:59:57 PM): have8
Anonymous (2:59:59 PM): hae*
Anonymous (3:00:01 PM): hve*
Anonymous (3:00:02 PM): have*
Darksage (3:00:05 PM): I thought
Darksage (3:00:09 PM): you said "millionns"
Anonymous (3:00:21 PM): i did not mean that literlay
Darksage (3:00:34 PM): ell you gave me like 10
Darksage (3:00:43 PM): you should have just said "a lot" then
Darksage (3:00:56 PM): but good, now I can post on the forums
Darksage (3:01:03 PM): Thanks for wasting my time
Anonymous (3:01:21 PM): ur very welcome
Darksage (3:01:33 PM): 30 minutes of your little riddles
Darksage (3:01:46 PM): this definitely deserves to be posted on the forums

[Swift]

I read halway the first and got bored.

Smart, in my opinion, is the ability to learn and use what you learn to better manage your life. I would consider you smart. Even book-smart, you seem to display a useful amount of knowledge through various topics throughout the forum. And besides being smart does not mean you know everything.

[Darksage]

Aye thats true, but the person who IMed me that isnt the only one to do it, and I wonder why these people just try to see if they can fool me. I never said I knew everything *shrugs*

[gsv]

Maybe it's your user title.

-G

[Darksage]

Maybe it's your user title.

-G
ha... ha... ha
How many hours do I have left for that anyway?

[Darksage]

:lol:

Some are from the forums

[Darksage]

Sure.
XScorpionX Is the one who ALWAYS annoys the hell out of me with those.
People from the religion threads and other debates.
And my friends

I find it weird cause it all just started happening a week ago.

[Mystic-Spirit]

Smart?yes
Super genius?no
but you are quiet intellegent.

[James]

As smart as you may be, you are very annoying.

(People AIMed me complaining about you, they wished you would just STFU, seriously.)

[Darksage]

*sighs* Here we go.
Explain to me how I was annoying please...

[James]

Honestly, I don't need to expain anything. You're just one of those people that have an auto-annoy feature.

[Swift]

Speaking from the sidelines, you tend to act as if you word is fact...

[Darksage]

Honestly, I don't need to expain anything. You're just one of those people that have an auto-annoy feature.
:lol: That's a good one. Well whatever you say, I couldn't really care anymore. all I can tell about you is that you dont like people debating with you, expecially when you're losing.

Speaking from the sidelines, you tend to act as if you word is fact...
That's correct

[Swift]

It's not true though. The religion debate, you were not winning, nobody was. You may think you were winning because while he was defending his own valid opinion you were insulting it.

[Darksage]

Well when I ask questions and they get ignored, or he says "go find out yourself", what else am I supposed to think?

And you do a good job of staying impartial :laugh: