Toasty-Chan
May 16th, 2004, 05:09 PM
alll righty hten heres some of my stories, i mostly write humor. give me a break on this one i wasn't doing detail so it's mostly all diologe
Study of human life
It was the day of the full moon on the winter equinox. The Smiths were acting very strange. No one paid attention because of the abnormally warm weather. If any one had paid attention, they would have wondered why the occupants of 757 NE Maple St. were loading everything into their house.
“Mother figure,” shouted Zyane. “The loading process of the outside objects is complete.”
“Good job, son figure,” replied Kira. “Husband figure, are you done sealing the exits?”
“Yes, now we can talk normally,” sighed Aiden.
Zyane walked into the kitchen with his friends saying, “You know it’s great to not have to act as if you guys are my parents anymore because now that we are done with the research I am your captain now.”
“Oh joy,” said Aiden rolling his eyes.
“Watch out, Aiden, now he is going to get us back for making him scrub the toilet all those times.”
“So Kira, go get King Zarek on the video transmission. Aiden, go tie down the human made objects,” ordered Zyane.
“Okay, Zyane, I sent a request for a conversation. Tell me is King Zarek always as snotty as when we last met him?” asked Kira.
“It is not you place to insult the King of Thuraya, Private,” said King Zarek haughtily with his voice crackling over the intercom. Well good job, members of the project Study Human Life 2. The people of Thuraya will definitely benefit from this information gained of Human Beans.”
“Sire, that’s Human Beings,” cut in Zyane rolling his eyes.
“As I said, Human Beans. Before I was rudely interrupted, I was saying that we Thurayaens can use these ‘plants’ of theirs for fresh O2,” said Zarek. “Over and out... Uh Muriel, how do you turn off the intercom? Oh, push the red button. I see.”
ZZZZZZT, beeped the intercom when it shut off.
The crew members of Study Human Life 2 stared blankly at the screen until Aiden said, “He says it like we haven’t been sitting around for the past two years.”
“Oh, but we have,” laughed Kira.
All of a sudden there was a crash in the living room. Zyane put his finger to his lips and crept into the living room silently.
“Ow!!!! That hurts,” screamed a voice.
“Oh, we have a stowaway, do we?” joked Aiden.
Zyane walked back into the control room with a human girl over his shoulder.
“Let me go! Let me go!” screamed the girl pounding her fists on Zyane’s back.
“Hey, Aiden, look what I caught,” snickered Zyane. “What should I do with it?”
“I’m not an ‘it’! I’m Aris,” retorted the girl. “Put me down or else.”
“Ooooh, now I’m being threatened by a human girl. What should I dooooo, Aiden?”
“Let me out of here,” said Aris.
“We can’t do that now,” said Kira. “We’re about to lift off in 20 minutes.”
“That’s right, Aris. You’re stuck with us for awhile,” said Aiden as Zyane dropped Aris with a thud.
Aris stared blankly out the window.
“Zyane, all the preparations are done. You should prepare Aris for the lift-off. You know how humans are affected by gravity,” put in Kira over the roar of the engines.
“Okay, Aris, us Thurayaens aren’t affected by gravity. We don’t float or get pulled down when we lift off. G forces don’t affect our bodies, but for humans we have strap seats. So you’ll be sitting in one of those. Also we don’t have everything strapped down so you should probably wear this helmet,” explained Zyane, giving Aris a helmet and a suit. “The suit is for the heat of the jets. Thurayaens are also immune to heat.”
With that Kira led Aris into a dressing room to help her with the suit. When Aris was in the suit, she looked like a hot potato in tin foil because of the space age material. As Aiden (who had noticed the resemblance) showed Aris to her seat, he supplied her with a big helping of potato jokes.
“All right is everyone ready? Okay 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... LIFT OFF!!!” shouted Zyane.
“It was a perfect lift off wouldn’t you say Aiden?” asked Kira.
“Yeah. But, Zyane? I think Aris was knocked unconscious,” said Aiden.
“Oops! How stupid of me, I forgot humans need O2. Hey Kira. will you hook Aris up with some O2?” asked Zyane.
“Okay Zyane,” Kira replied as she walked to the O2 container room.
“Since we are in auto-pilot we can go into our sleep tubes until we get to Thuraya,” commented Zyane.
“Right Zyane, It would be a very boring trip if we didn’t have those tubes,” said Aiden.
With this they walked into their sleeping tubes where they would be put in petrifying gas until they reached a destination. At this time Aris was just waking up.
“YAWN. what a weird dream. I dreamed that I was trapped on a ship with three aliens. Wow! When my mom says I have an over active imagination I should listen to her... wait where am I?”blinked Aris looking up at what happened to be Zyane’s sleep tube. “What is it?! It was really true. I’m trapped on a ship with THREE CRAZY ALIENS!!!” Backing away in horror she accidentally stepped inside a sleep tube. as the preserving gas swept around her she asked “what’s ...happening?...So...sleepy...ZZZ!”
After about three months the preserving gas was released from the sleep tubes.
“Man, what a good sleep. I haven’t had that good of sleep since we came to earth,” said Kira happily. “Hey, Aiden, are you as hungry as I am?”
“Yes, I could go for a couple of moon rocks myself. How about you, Zyane?” asked Aiden.
“Nah, I’d rather have some marsrooms myself,” replied Zyane.
“If you don’t return me to earth, I will make sure the ship... err... house will never fly again,” demanded Aris.
“Sorry, we can’t take you back now,” said Kira.
“Why not?” asked Aris.
“Well, we’ve already passed through the Kit Kat, Snickers, and Three Musketeers Galaxies. It would be way too long to go back,” explained Aiden.
“Well, we made it here in a short time. Why can’t we go back?” asked Aris.
“See, there are currents in space that are much like air currents on earth. But they are for time,” said Zyane.
“So you’re saying that if we were to fly back manually it would take a couple of years to get back to earth,” said Aris.
“Try hundreds,” muttered Aiden.
“See a time current like that wouldn’t come around for say a while. So it might take days, weeks, months, or even years,” put in Kira.
“So it would be best if you were to stay with us until a time current comes back because, we will have to go back to Earth to get more plants sooner or later.” said Zyane
“Darn I’m going to miss my surprise birthday party,” grumbled Aris.
Study of human life
It was the day of the full moon on the winter equinox. The Smiths were acting very strange. No one paid attention because of the abnormally warm weather. If any one had paid attention, they would have wondered why the occupants of 757 NE Maple St. were loading everything into their house.
“Mother figure,” shouted Zyane. “The loading process of the outside objects is complete.”
“Good job, son figure,” replied Kira. “Husband figure, are you done sealing the exits?”
“Yes, now we can talk normally,” sighed Aiden.
Zyane walked into the kitchen with his friends saying, “You know it’s great to not have to act as if you guys are my parents anymore because now that we are done with the research I am your captain now.”
“Oh joy,” said Aiden rolling his eyes.
“Watch out, Aiden, now he is going to get us back for making him scrub the toilet all those times.”
“So Kira, go get King Zarek on the video transmission. Aiden, go tie down the human made objects,” ordered Zyane.
“Okay, Zyane, I sent a request for a conversation. Tell me is King Zarek always as snotty as when we last met him?” asked Kira.
“It is not you place to insult the King of Thuraya, Private,” said King Zarek haughtily with his voice crackling over the intercom. Well good job, members of the project Study Human Life 2. The people of Thuraya will definitely benefit from this information gained of Human Beans.”
“Sire, that’s Human Beings,” cut in Zyane rolling his eyes.
“As I said, Human Beans. Before I was rudely interrupted, I was saying that we Thurayaens can use these ‘plants’ of theirs for fresh O2,” said Zarek. “Over and out... Uh Muriel, how do you turn off the intercom? Oh, push the red button. I see.”
ZZZZZZT, beeped the intercom when it shut off.
The crew members of Study Human Life 2 stared blankly at the screen until Aiden said, “He says it like we haven’t been sitting around for the past two years.”
“Oh, but we have,” laughed Kira.
All of a sudden there was a crash in the living room. Zyane put his finger to his lips and crept into the living room silently.
“Ow!!!! That hurts,” screamed a voice.
“Oh, we have a stowaway, do we?” joked Aiden.
Zyane walked back into the control room with a human girl over his shoulder.
“Let me go! Let me go!” screamed the girl pounding her fists on Zyane’s back.
“Hey, Aiden, look what I caught,” snickered Zyane. “What should I do with it?”
“I’m not an ‘it’! I’m Aris,” retorted the girl. “Put me down or else.”
“Ooooh, now I’m being threatened by a human girl. What should I dooooo, Aiden?”
“Let me out of here,” said Aris.
“We can’t do that now,” said Kira. “We’re about to lift off in 20 minutes.”
“That’s right, Aris. You’re stuck with us for awhile,” said Aiden as Zyane dropped Aris with a thud.
Aris stared blankly out the window.
“Zyane, all the preparations are done. You should prepare Aris for the lift-off. You know how humans are affected by gravity,” put in Kira over the roar of the engines.
“Okay, Aris, us Thurayaens aren’t affected by gravity. We don’t float or get pulled down when we lift off. G forces don’t affect our bodies, but for humans we have strap seats. So you’ll be sitting in one of those. Also we don’t have everything strapped down so you should probably wear this helmet,” explained Zyane, giving Aris a helmet and a suit. “The suit is for the heat of the jets. Thurayaens are also immune to heat.”
With that Kira led Aris into a dressing room to help her with the suit. When Aris was in the suit, she looked like a hot potato in tin foil because of the space age material. As Aiden (who had noticed the resemblance) showed Aris to her seat, he supplied her with a big helping of potato jokes.
“All right is everyone ready? Okay 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... LIFT OFF!!!” shouted Zyane.
“It was a perfect lift off wouldn’t you say Aiden?” asked Kira.
“Yeah. But, Zyane? I think Aris was knocked unconscious,” said Aiden.
“Oops! How stupid of me, I forgot humans need O2. Hey Kira. will you hook Aris up with some O2?” asked Zyane.
“Okay Zyane,” Kira replied as she walked to the O2 container room.
“Since we are in auto-pilot we can go into our sleep tubes until we get to Thuraya,” commented Zyane.
“Right Zyane, It would be a very boring trip if we didn’t have those tubes,” said Aiden.
With this they walked into their sleeping tubes where they would be put in petrifying gas until they reached a destination. At this time Aris was just waking up.
“YAWN. what a weird dream. I dreamed that I was trapped on a ship with three aliens. Wow! When my mom says I have an over active imagination I should listen to her... wait where am I?”blinked Aris looking up at what happened to be Zyane’s sleep tube. “What is it?! It was really true. I’m trapped on a ship with THREE CRAZY ALIENS!!!” Backing away in horror she accidentally stepped inside a sleep tube. as the preserving gas swept around her she asked “what’s ...happening?...So...sleepy...ZZZ!”
After about three months the preserving gas was released from the sleep tubes.
“Man, what a good sleep. I haven’t had that good of sleep since we came to earth,” said Kira happily. “Hey, Aiden, are you as hungry as I am?”
“Yes, I could go for a couple of moon rocks myself. How about you, Zyane?” asked Aiden.
“Nah, I’d rather have some marsrooms myself,” replied Zyane.
“If you don’t return me to earth, I will make sure the ship... err... house will never fly again,” demanded Aris.
“Sorry, we can’t take you back now,” said Kira.
“Why not?” asked Aris.
“Well, we’ve already passed through the Kit Kat, Snickers, and Three Musketeers Galaxies. It would be way too long to go back,” explained Aiden.
“Well, we made it here in a short time. Why can’t we go back?” asked Aris.
“See, there are currents in space that are much like air currents on earth. But they are for time,” said Zyane.
“So you’re saying that if we were to fly back manually it would take a couple of years to get back to earth,” said Aris.
“Try hundreds,” muttered Aiden.
“See a time current like that wouldn’t come around for say a while. So it might take days, weeks, months, or even years,” put in Kira.
“So it would be best if you were to stay with us until a time current comes back because, we will have to go back to Earth to get more plants sooner or later.” said Zyane
“Darn I’m going to miss my surprise birthday party,” grumbled Aris.